Drunken walk home after being in pub
I found a magic lamp so I gave it a rub
It was then that he popped out and granted me three
three wishes to use on nothing but me!
I thought for a moment before saying my first
I need something to cure this dry mouth thirst
"A bottle of bud to walk home with would be very dandy"
"My second to keep me warm, a coat would be handy"
"The third a pizza topped with ham and cheese"
There are my three wishes if you don't mind please!!
The genie looked puzzled, asked if I was sure
He said "Once you get these three you won't get anymore!"
"What about riches or find peace on earth?
Find a cure for cancer, tell you what you're friends think your worth?"
"No" i shouted "I told you what i want, that is all I need
Stop whinging and questioning me, my lips you should read"
He said they are the worst three wishes I have ever made come true
But they sound the best to me when you're pissed, don't they you???
A contest entry
- Wish granted ... by Tattboyspet.
1075 points, ended December 14, 2007, 8 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
You have your own private genie (after rubbing a beer bottle in your drunken state) and she has granted you 3 wishes ...
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This is such a great write. I really enjoyed the humour here and congratulations on winning the silver trophy, you really deserve it.
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Cute poem - easy to see that they sound quite alright when one is inebriated. What else could one want at that time? Liked the flow, rhythm, rhyme and message you share in these lines. Easy to read and understand as well.
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Very well thought out and executed. Who doesn't just want something delicious to eat when they're drunk? Just ask David Hasslehoff. Speaking of which, what was so scandilous about that? If I had a camera shoved in my face every time I got drunk and tried to eat a cheeseburger, I could have my own reality tv show...
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If I must say so myself, sometimes simple is better
Not asking for much when you could have the world at your feet, I like that 
Best of luck in the contest. Be well and b4e blessed
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thank you - this is truly an original one - and I enjoyed it
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This adorable my dear!!! The imagery was perfectally done. Good luck in the contest you posted in, Cathy
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send me the link again once you have please
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done it!!
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http://allpoetry.com/poem/show/3696062 i think i have done it!!! hope so, not sure if it has worked or not. x
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can you explian to me how you do this please??
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once you have made the changes to your spelling and grammar highlight the little box in the top that says http://allpoetry.com/poem/(then it has the poem number in here), on the edit button click on copy, then reply to this message and on the edit button it says paste - paste the link in here so that i can read it once it is done properly
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please double check your spelling and grammar
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