You look so cute in your red underwear
I knew it was love at first sight
As you fell down my chimney upside down
Rushing to meet the deadline tonight
Santa baby, you don’t need to blush
I promise it’s our very own secret
You can grab your briches on your way out
This is a night we’ll never regret
I’ll help put the presents under the tree
And fill the kids stockings with candy
Santa baby, it’ll be alright, you’ll see
As we relax over an eggnog and brandy
What this lady wants (and I’ll get it)
Santa baby, may I remind you, too
Just some lovin’ and huggin’ and kissin’
Enough to make this gal coo
So forget those long red trousers
And your shiney black boots, too
You wont be needing them for awhile
‘Cuz, Santa baby, I want YOU
Dee Garner
© Decenber 9, 2007
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This was a sheer delight! I laughed the whole while I read this Dee. I think you may have inspired me to get some Christmas cheer going on in my poetry. I haven't even written a Christmas poem yet. Thanks for this!
loved this it was so funy
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