Here’s a birthday wish list
Specially written for you
No surprises but few in stored
I think are just right for you
Here’s it goes
Written in plain English
Just don’t pick on grammar
It’s been a while I took English classes
But the feelings are so true
It will take away all your blues
Not your favorite blue dress
Just the clouds hovering above you
Oh yeah, your birthday wish list
I almost forgot
Dear lord, I hereby pray
Bending on my arthritis knees
Please make this birthday of AnnD
A special memory
Even capture it if she doesn’t forget
To put the batteries
In her digital camera she got last Christmas
From her dear hubby
May the clock stop ticking
Sshhh don’t ask how old is she
When she sleeps tight
Make sure her skin is softer than baby’s butt
And please don’t forget
To include the bullet proof
No more sagging cream
And yeah just let her blow the candles
And make her own wish
This is the gift from me to her
With the hope she would invite me
To her every birthday party in the future
Oh yeah, also could you be so dear
Turn the pumpkin into a Hummer
And the couch potato into that athletic wealthy player
Who does all the dishes
Watches chick flick movies
With his excellent cooking skills
Can put the dinner platter
Ready before she would be hungry
Help the kids with home work
Finish the house chores
Never forgets important dates
My birthday, Valentine ’s Day
Our anniversary and every other day
That includes her
That’s all I pray O Dear Lord
For this very special woman, AnnD
What more girl could ask?
So, happy birthday dear from crazy me
And now say with me
Hail to the power of woman!
… Amen!!!
Author notes
I hope this makes you smile
In a list
A contest entry
- AnnD's Birthday is coming...Let's show her some Love! Happy Birthday Ann! by Amunet Wolfbane.
1000 points, ended December 16, 2007, 13 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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ROFLMAO..... well now.. I couldn't possibly ask for more, I think you have it covered..... and you have given me such a smile in the process too... this is brilliant.. even if my kids do think I am mad sitting laughing at a computer screen...... (though they should be used to that by now)
Thankyou so much for your entry, it was brilliant and so appreciated.
I wish you good luck in the contest.
AnnD
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Thanks Ann
Wish a very happy birthday... I'm so glad you enjoyed laughing reading this poem... I think smiles is what happy means & is all about we want that special day to be... With this, I sneakingly slipped my name at the end, a gift for myself
for there's a Christmas sale going up there, buy 1 get 1 free lol .. I appreciate you laughing ... take care Minoo
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Amen Indeed!
I had a great chuckle over this. It's fun, from the heart and well done. I'm sure Ann will adore and appreciate these sentiments. Thanks for writing it and helping to make her birthday brighter!
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Thanks
Just tried to make the birthday chuckle with few smiles on her birthday... I appreciate your equally fun filled supporting comment... love the applauds... take care Minoo
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