My monkey me do it.
so stay out of my
monkey's way or else.
If you know what
is best for you,
you will not
piss him off.
My monkey is evil
and will kill everyone
in its path.
It will kill you
with his dick
and rape you to.
Don't start nothing
and he won't hurt you.
He will take your head
and eat it for lunch.
Shrink your head
to the size of a grape.
Better watch out he
is coming for you.
Watch out or you
might end up like
Hanabil's prey.
Now listen real well
and watch your back
because he might be
right behind you
ready to slit
your throat.
This has been a
warning to everyone
to watch out for me,
because MY MONKEY MADE ME DO IT!
A contest entry
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i wanna see this T-shirt, lol
It was unpredictable, Well Done
Thnx for entering & Best of Luck
GloriousGift
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OK ~ I'm VERY afraid of your MONKEY ~ keep it away from me!!! In a twisted way ~ this is quite a funny read ~ I think.... LOL ~ certain boarders on evil monkey ~
Thanks for entering my "Set the Bar" contest ~ I really appreciate you sharing your work with me ~ best of luck to you! -
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maybe a psycotherapist could help you with this.......................... -
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not
this poem was inspired by a t-shirt i have & i thought it would make a really funny poem. but heck what do i know about funny poems.
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What?!//
This had no rhythm that I could detect. It was just basically a big "I wanna love your eyesockets" poem (I can explain the eyesocket thing later). I like the plot, but can't find a style to it. That's what I would work on. -
It will kill you
with his dick
and rape you to.
Don't start nothing
and he won't hurt you.
the best part of the poem!
it made me laugh so hard!
[on the inside lol]
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so you really liked my monkey made me do it poem.
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absolutely.
its hilarious and sometimes the best poems are the ones with no rhythm or style.
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