Scanned the bar-code on your breast
Have to know which one is best!
Other labels then I sought
Check the goods before they're bought
Get the size right, will you fit?
Are you shop soiled the smallest bit?
Now I've found my perfect dolly
Put you in the shopping trolley
To the check-outs where I find
"Damn and blast!!!!" my card's declined!
Author notes
Option 1 if you care
A contest entry
- . by Aurora Ceres.
700 points, ended December 21, 2007, 6 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please comment below. Spelling or rhyming or scanning corrections welcome.
Comments
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Very clever...enjoyed it immensely.
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He he, very amusing!
[still laughing]
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