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God Surely Loves the Good Old USA and Will Punish Flag-Burners and Traitors!

                         

 

Why is the world crammed with evil sinners?
How can sick Satanists ever dare to look upon the Lord
Even in these last days before inevitable Armageddon?
Rapture, Holy Rapture will soon be upon us, so:
Expect eternal agony in deepest Hell for hypocrites and those who mock!
Sex-sinners will be punished most of all!

Might the good Lord return to this sinful Earth?
Yes! Oh Yes! He will punish all sinners in his fiery glory!

God's vengeful power will descend through the skies
And he will bring aeons of agony to sinners!
Yell as loudly as you can but you won't escape!

Men who burn God's Holy Flag (Old Glory) will also go to Hell
And people who mock dead heroes will suffer badly too!
Gay sin is one of the sins God hates the most
Abomination is what He called it in the Bible!
Zion's hour of humiliation is on the way folks!
Into the Hell flames all sinners and flag burners will go!
Now is the hour to pray for evildoers' punishment!
Eternal Hellfire is the cure for wicked people
Surely and clearly you must see the consequences of your evil?
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  • Wandering Woodchuck silver member
    January 28
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    Interesting rant. I think your views are misplaced. You sound as insulting as Obama's demagogue priest. Not very poetic either.

    Best of luck in the contest.

  • judmc
    October 30, 2008

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    brimstone rhetoric

    Fail to see what this has to do with tskhinvali/georgia altercation since my poem bang on target was DQed on a technicality.

  • unknownpleasure
    October 30, 2008

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    This get's the silver. Always a fan of the pastor's work, and his unerring ability to lure the retards to his comments boxes. They're a joy to read as much as the poems. Though for quite different reasons...


  • BlueEyeWonder1988
    August 15, 2008

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    I love this poem, it's threating to your main points.

    It's ravishing to the horror of our american dream to a controversy. But it's true in a sense. You arew wise in this poem with a good read. goodluck ion my contest and keep writing.


  • Talking Toni gold member
    July 10, 2008

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    This has nothing ...........

    to do with patriotism so there fore I am removing it.It is filed with hatred and we are to spread the truth of God's love and his commandments in love ourselves as Jesus said before he ascended up inot heaven Love one anothe as I have loved you...I am pretty sure he wouldn't have used this approach....So please don't take offense but it is really not what I am looking for in this particular contest!!!! Thanks...


  • Mat Larkin
    June 5, 2008

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    well, well.....he he he

    I do not know that this qualifies as poetry, but it is damn funny. I thought everyone knew that God is American, eats apple-pie, and hates sex-sinners. And of course, Jesus was fair-skinned, with blond hair and blue eyes..and spoke impeccable English....

    PS..didn't even notice the acrostic 'til I read the comment below... That gets an applause!


  • Emerald Dog
    June 2, 2008

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    I’m sure the presence of the acrostic was mere coincidence and should not be allowed to detract from an otherwise deeply profound and vital message so subtly woven into the words of this emotional prayer. Catchy title too! George Wubbleya Bush (with a little help on the big words from mom).

    P.S. was thrilled to read below that at long last, Jewish pork-eaters are ‘coming out’ – God bless Americom.


  • Blind Voice
    June 2, 2008
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    Gob Bless America

    Hah more like God _less America.
    I like your poem it's funny!


  • Tony El Great silver member
    June 2, 2008

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    Your type of conflicting acrostic is typical of the lives
    of some well known evangelists who condemn from the pulpit
    but then go and perform those acts themselves in real life.

    You do realize that the gold tasseled flags belong to wicked freemasonry.
    Just a thought.

    Ah yes, points!


  • Wolf Mancini
    June 2, 2008

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    One who craves attention

    Oh, say can you bleed, for the emperors fight
    whom so blindly we hail through the lies and false speeches
    Whose broad strikes and deep scars, thro' the meaningless fight,
    O'er the boob-tube we watch, where the media's feeding.
    And the rockets don't care, whose flesh bursts through the air,
    gave proof through the night, that our guns were still there.
    O say, does that star-spangled banter yet rave
    O'er the land of the greed and the home of depraved!

    YOU do not know God.
    You are merely one who craves attention.

  • luvdrkchocolate
    May 31, 2008
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    Sounds like a plan.


  • PsychoticallyInsane
    March 1, 2008
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    Spits on you

    hmmmm, I was wondering. Have you ever had sex before?? Because it would be sooo fucking hilarious, if you had sex before. ha ha, just thinking about that. oh wait...better yet...did you have sex with a male?? ha ha, that'd be pretty funny too. SUPPORT THE GAYS FOR I AM ONE, GAY PRIDE AND MAY WE ALL HAVE ORGYS AND SEX FILLED RITUALS AND MAKE MORE BABY GAYS ^^!!!

    • Mad Pastor Grovell
      July 29, 2008
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      Dear PsychoticallyInsane

      You ask if I have ever had sex with a male? Of course not, for that would condemn me to an eternity of suffering in Hades. Hardly worth it for a few moments of filthy lust. Just because there is no specific mention about lesbianism in the Bible (the word didn't exist in Aramaic as no one did those evil things then) does not mean to say its practitioners will not burn, because they WILL. Best wishes and I shall pray for you but it may well be too late. Sorry about the 4 month delay in replying but I have been on a mission to save souls in England, a land full of sin and evil.


  • unicorn375
    January 27, 2008

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    ummmm I'm hoping this was a joke. If it was... Pretty good poem, got a lot of emotion across. You might want to make it a little more obvious that its a satire. If this wasn't a joke... Yeah. I think you need to reread the bible, apparently you missed the part about not judging people. I'm no Christian but this fundamentalist crap is pretty scary and definitly doesn't make christianity very appealing. Either way, it was well written.


  • InterzoneTypewriter
    January 27, 2008

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    Well, the where's my gay magazines acrostic suggests to me that this is satirical, which is good because before I noticed that I thought I was reading the most terrifyingly hateful fundamentalist christian horseshit i'd ever had the bad luck to come across. Still, as a satire it is acurate points and shows us all how destructive and preposterous that kind of thinking is. Interesting indeed


  • Kathryn Bowden
    January 27, 2008
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    strangest thing I've ever read


  • Jonathan Wikkins silver member
    January 27, 2008
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    very interesting piece here...

    i feel like i waw being preached to... and i'm not one for preaching...


  • Angelo di Luce gold member
    January 1, 2008
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    SPEACK FOR YOUR SELF MATE

    HA

    • Mad Pastor Grovell
      January 3, 2008
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      Are you saved? Are you scheduled for a good ol' burning in DEEPEST Hades courtesy of Jesus? I am OK, I am going to Heaven for non-stop nectar and honey and sitting on God's right hand.


  • LarryATilander
    January 1, 2008
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    But I said my Hail marys

    and paid for a short stay in purgatory followed by eternity at Gods right hand. I'll pray for you.


  • tarcus
    January 1, 2008

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    And the lord said let there be light and behold there was light and you could see for bloody miles


  • Naridill gold member
    January 1, 2008
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    Oh.. I see them


  • Balldinger silver member
    December 19, 2007

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    in back of the wood burning stove - try and grab 'em if you dare... hah - and I almost left a serious comment - seriously stupid...Ball sacks and glory!!

  • Talking Toni gold member
    December 14, 2007
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    Not Sure...............................

    If this was satire or serious and yes I did see the aroustic style. But we are supposed to spread the truth in Love not in hateful spewing. Yes God will punish sin but I am sure he does not revel in the punishment, in fact I am sure it is quite painfu to his heart as we are all a part of his great creation and he loves all but hates the sin.So if we choose to not accept his gift of Jesus then we reject our only chance to escae the fiery eternity in hell. But God yakes no pleasure in anyone going to that awful place.~~Toni~~


  • Exit-Stage-Right
    December 9, 2007

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    Why is the world crammed with evil sinners?
    [why do you think all sinners are evil? I prefer to think that the world is filled with "hapless" sinners. We are born of an imperfect substance, flesh, and every once in a while the defects show.]

    How can sick Satanists ever dare to look upon the Lord
    [How can a car with a flat tire look at a tire dealership? Just because it has a flat doesn't mean that it can't be made right.]

    Even in these last days before inevitable Armageddon?
    [What's a little Armageddon between friends?]

    Rapture, Holy Rapture will soon be upon us, so:
    Expect eternal agony in deepest Hell for hypocrites and those who mock!
    [If Zilberman's dog is bound for hell, then one must really wonder about all the mockingbirds in the world.]

    Sex-sinners will be punished most of all!
    [Interesting insight on the afterdeath... if murderers are roasted in eternal flames and sex-sinners are roasted in eternal flames, what does "will be punished most of all" really mean?]

    Might the good Lord return to this sinful Earth?
    [So the Good Book says.]

    Yes! Oh Yes! He will punish all sinners in his fiery glory!
    [Are we sure hell isn't an allegorical reference of some sort or another? Paul tells us "it is better to marry than burn" yet not many of equate the opposite of marriage as being roasted over an open fire, in fact it's rather the opposite... marry in haste, repent in leisure... that sort of thing.]

    God's vengeful power will descend through the skies
    And he will bring aeons of agony to sinners!
    [Perhaps you're an angel... an instrument of God bringing eternal agony to those who read your cockamamie interpretation of scripture.]

    Yell as loudly as you can but you won't escape!

    Men who burn God's Holy Flag (Old Glory) will also go to Hell
    [It stands to reason why God would want to be an American and have American sympathies but, alas, I think he has a bit more universal leanings.]

    And people who mock dead heroes will suffer badly too!
    [no scriptural reference given]

    Gay sin is one of the sins God hates the most
    [no scriptural reference given]

    Abomination is what He called it in the Bible!
    [Anything that flies in the face of truth is an abomination. Homosexuality is one such thing. If everyone in the world were gay the human population would phase itself out. Since God created us and expects us to take of our selves it would be a sin to destroy ourselves, would it not?]

    Zion's hour of humiliation is on the way folks!


    Into the Hell flames all sinners and flag burners will go!
    [no scriptural reference given]

    Now is the hour to pray for evildoers' punishment!
    Eternal Hellfire is the cure for wicked people
    [Eternal hellfire is punishment, not a cure.]

    Surely and clearly you must see the consequences of your evil?
    [Actually, many flag burners consider themselves patriots... they see the flag burning as a method to draw attention to their various causes. I wouldn't do it, but no one's going to hell for it though. Nice crackpot satire you've got going here, though.]

    • Mad Pastor Grovell
      December 9, 2007
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      I love your comment and will spend the next 3 hours praying you will be able to join me in Heaven with Jesus; He may refuse, but it's his final decision, not mine.

      In the meantime, check out the acrostic, dumbo.


      • karma-n-peace
        December 12, 2007
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        I realize you put in an acrostic and that you feel this is worthy of the gold.
        I did read you messages and asked someone else to read this poem to give me their opinion on what message you are trying to get across.
        She thought that your comments about homosexuality were meant to be sarcastic, so I re read your poem (in all fairness) and had decided on giving you the benefit of the doubt along with an apology.
        I am taking back both my apology and my benefit of the doubt.
        I did go read your page and I was sickend by what you wrote.
        I had said I would not DQ anyone so I wont.
        But just wanted to let you know that (since I did tell you I would re comment on your poem) you will not be winning any points.
        As far as your comments about giving you the gold should I want eternal salvation ( or some crazy crap) and your other sleazy comment... well... never mind you aren't worth it.
        But I will tell you this!
        Jesus does not hate anyone, not even you.
        BUT! I am sure he is as sickend by your exsistance as any sane individual would be.

        • Mad Pastor Grovell
          December 25, 2007
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          I have to say that I find you probably the stupidest person in this website. Believe me, that is not a title easily won. As instructed by Jesus I shall put you on my "ignore" list for Christmas. I hope you will acquire a brain one day.


  • no win no fee
    December 9, 2007

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    you are a complete and utter twit and I sympathise with your message and hope you find what you are looking for. x


    • Mad Pastor Grovell
      December 9, 2007
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      Did you notice the acrostic? I fear not.


      • no win no fee
        December 10, 2007
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        yes I saw it hence the comment "I hope you find what you are looking for" x

        • Mad Pastor Grovell
          December 11, 2007
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          I apologise humbly and flagellate myself before you in penitence and pleasure. I also send you a small gift of points as a token of my sincerity and admiration for your hat. May I ask you a question? Are you saved for Jesus? If not, maybe we could get together.


  • zilbermann silver member
    December 9, 2007
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    I agree with the contest originator, your strength in your faith is impressive and honorable.

    • Mad Pastor Grovell
      December 9, 2007
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      Thank you for your kind comment. May I ask: has your dog been saved for Jesus? He looks very nice, but unless he gives up all sin (this would include lusting after bitches outside the marriage kennel) he is doomed. Send me $10 and I will pray for him. Or if you can't afford that, 25 allpoetry points will get you a brief prayer.

  • karma-n-peace
    December 8, 2007

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    Hmmmm... Okay.
    Well I really wanted this to be written in such a way that nobody could find fault in it's form.
    I have only this to say in critique of your write...
    I attended Grace Baptist Academy all through my school days and every Thursday we had chapel, every Saturday we had Kiwanna club and every Sunday we attended hours of church and school.
    In all my studies of the Holy Bible, old and new testament I never read ANYWHERE where God or Jesus or ANYONE else ever said gay love was or is a sin.
    I think what you are refering to is pedophilia between same sex. That is what God, Jesus ect... is clearly speaking of.
    Now...I do not hold anything against you for your beliefs!
    You are clearly not a cult memeber.
    What I will tell you is that you can quote scripture (and please any scripture I will be able to show you how and why it does not say anything about gay love)and I will tell you to take the words in that scripture and look them up in their original meaning.
    People of that time era had quite different meanings for words that we use today.
    It is actually a common misconception of the Bible and of other 'religious' books, ( such as the satanic Bible by Anton Szandor Lavey.)


    now, I am however very impressed by your bravery to enter this poem into this contest on this site.
    I am sure that if this is your true and literal beliefs then you must not be the most popular person here LOL!
    You strength in your faith is impressive and honorable.
    Thank you for entering this piece into this contest.
    Hope you are having a spectacular weekend!
    Blessings~

    • Naridill gold member
      January 1, 2008
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      Actually - maybe you should read the Satanic Bible so YOU can learn something because if you read it, you would realize the stupidity in what your saying. The satanic bible is about worshipping yourself as 'god'.

      True faith doesn't need a manual either way and honestly a sense of humour would be good. Stop taking life so seriously.

    • Mad Pastor Grovell
      December 9, 2007
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      I fear you missed the point of my poem. Had you not noticed the acrostic? This is an important feature of the poem's message and one which I feel sure will persuade you to give it the gold prize.

    • zilbermann silver member
      December 9, 2007
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      As far as I know Jesus never mentioned homosexuality, but it is certainly condemned in the Old Testament. The meaning of the original Hebrew is quite clear. See Leviticus 18:22 and 20:13. Of course, Leviticus also forbids eating pork. It can be argued that the prohibition today applies only to Orthodox Jews.

      • Mad Pastor Grovell
        December 9, 2007
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        I hope neither you nor your doggy eats pork or is a homo. If so, you may as well start saving for your asbestos "pajamas" now. CHECK OUT THE ACROSTIC, Zilby.

        • zilbermann silver member
          December 9, 2007

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          I am a Reformed Jew, which is very convenient. We are free to disregard ancient taboos, though we're supposed to follow ethical principles, i.e., treat others well. Therefore I may eat pork (or pork other men, were I capable). Many of us New York City Reformed Jews happen to be partial to Chinese roast pork. My mother loves barbequed spare ribs and her mother liked bacon.

          However, Rory is afraid that God will punish him because he has been known to mount other male dogs. He wants to send you 25 points to pray for him. How do we send points?

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