Twas the night before Christmas, when all down the Duckies
Not a straight male was walking, which might have been lucky
The gorgeous were strutting, along with the icks
The queens rolling eyes, at the “bad” wannabe chicks
A festival of lights, hung from drags brightly ‘dorned
And hoots were called out, to one strategically placed horn
The festivities were roaring, as liquor ran free
That no one even noticed, when midnight turned to three
The fabulous were flaunting, more drunken than not
When St. Nick came gliding down, to that very spot
That old fatty came striding, up to the most flamboyant of all
And grabbed that ol’ bitty, and gave a great loud out call
Come on out every one! And grab some pretty vixen!
Now I’ve finished my rounds, and I’m up for a lil’ kissin’!
With a gay cheer we all danced and the snow begin comin’ down
But we just danced all the harder, gropes given all ‘round
When the sun peaked out above, and the brilliant glare shot up
We all blinked our eyes, our vision slightly corrupt
But ol’ Santa making tracks, just jumped in his sleigh
“Holy Crap in this light, I just notice your Gay!”
And with that he took off, and we all took to our beds
Beauty needs rest, so we lay down our heads
And once we woke up, we all fell in a fit
Our draggies so hot, that they inverted St. Nick!
Author notes
Duckies was the name of a gay "town" Where my friend used to live...
In a list
A contest entry
- The "Have a GAY Christmas" Contest by Gay Butch Fairy.
300 points, ended December 31, 2007, 6 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - X-Mas!!! by leslielovesthomas.
300 points, ended December 24, 2007, 23 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Comments
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Brilliant....so so so funny. i love it...i just cant stop laughing...
well written
kelborn
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Outrageously funny!
I love this one to death!!!! I couldn't stop laughing! I can actually picture all of this really happening in real life! I used to go to clubs and see things like this happen in real life. Imagine that! So you aren't too far off with this one at all! LOL! Keep up the good work! I hope to see more like this from you in the future. Merry Christmas!!!! Good luck in the contest. -
helarious
That was the best holiday poem ever! -
Words escape me at the moment....Than again maybe not! The town I live in hosts the Esprit event every year...and everytime they come to town my mom and I dress up all fancy and go out and party with them!! What A HOOT!!! No one has more fun than guys in drag..I really liked this twisted take on a seasonal classic. Good luck in the contest!!
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