Rudolph, the psychotic reindeer
had a very shiny blade
and if you ever saw it
you would be his latest prey
All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names
but Rodolph the psychotic reindeer
slaughtered them with his shiny blade
Then one foggy Christmas eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph with your blade so bright"
do you fancy slaughtering some kids tonight?"
Then how the reindeer feared him
they would never ever get in his way
"Rudolph, the psychotic reindeer
you'll go down in history."
Author notes
Rudolph, the red nosed reindeer
A contest entry
- We Wish You A Scary Christmas by Dmonik.
1750 points, ended January 1, 2008, 24 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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ROTFL! This is good, this is real good! Thank you for creating and sharing. You made my day.
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Good work, Rudolph is no longer a nice little fluffy reindeer...he is a bloody murderer, I likey!!!
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HEHEHE...
Thanks for reading and commenting, Glad it made you have a laugh.
Merry Xmas
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Thanks
LOL... The fluffy little reindeer had a turn for the worst, and slaughtered everything in his path...hahaha.
Thanks for reading and commenting.
All the best,
~T.S~
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I agree with below, mass murdering reindeer, simply wicked. Good luck in the contest
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HEHEHE!!
Thanks for reading this sick song...
All the best,
T.S
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YAY!!!!
A SERIAL KILLIN/MASS MURDERING REINDEER!!! I LOVE IT!
haha
*goes searching for rudolph*
*masochistic ideas*
lol.
You did a wonderful job with this one!! Made me want to keep reading!!!!! kudos
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LOL... Now that would be a sight for sore eyes
Cheers
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HAHA, HOLY HELL! I never looked to see the author of this! I should have known it was you! =D
When ANY KILLER (be it a reindeer or a person) uses a blade for a weapon.....i've gotta get their "autograph". I think you and Stanley have ANOTHER perception of "autograph" that i like! haha -
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HEHEHE....I wanted to keep it in the family so to speak!! I was doing another Christmas "Slaying" No pun intended... With another old song, But got bored halfway through it and deleted it.
Thanks again...
All the best,
T.S
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Thanks for your entry. I shall read it thoroughly upon judging.
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Thanks for reading.
All the best
T.S
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HAHAHA..... You know you are twisted when you pick on poor rudolph!!! This was just great and it will definately be another one that I will be singing this holiday!! Best of luck to you in the contest...
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Thanks for reading this Twisted Old Christmas song!!
All the best
T.S
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Thanks for entering. Good Luck
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Thanks... Just a bit of fun.
All the best
T.S
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