3 men died at the same time and all stood at the gates of heaven together. St. Peter said you all made it into heaven however, your "ride" depends on how loyal you were to your mate...
Seemed fair...
The first guy said well I was married to the same woman for 50 years she was my first we had no children out of wedlock
he was handed the keys to a 2010 porshe with ALL THE EXTRAS.... completely pimped out
The second guy said well I ran around on my wife a couple of times no biggy...
he was handed the keys to a 1998 ford pick up truck.....
The third guy said yeah... I had more one night stands than I can count... but I settled down and then stayed with one woman...
he was handed the keys to a 1978 pinto that sometimes ran and sometimes did not...
Well the guy in the pinto drove up to the guy in the porshe... the guy in the porshe was balling couldn't stop crying
the guy in the pinto asked... Why are you crying you get a porshe for all eternity to drive around heaven...
the guy in the porshe said "I just saw my wife go by on roller skates"
A contest entry
- Make Me Happy by WillAlwaysLove.
600 points, ended December 14, 2007, 5 entries
Gold trophy winner
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600 points, ended December 11, 2007, 16 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - HUMOR....MAKE ME LAUGH by algoressister.
300 points, ended January 8, 2008, 14 entries
Gold trophy winner
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1750 points, ended April 9, 2008, 51 entries
Honorable mention
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300 points, ended March 11, 2008, 8 entries
Gold trophy winner
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300 points, ended March 23, 2008, 62 entries
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850 points, ended April 16, 2008, 15 entries
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1500 points, ended April 14, 2008, 9 entries
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525 points, ended May 19, 2008, 79 entries
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425 points, ended July 23, 2008, 117 entries
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450 points, ended June 25, 2008, 18 entries
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390 points, ended July 7, 2008, 60 entries
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• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
First reaction...............
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I really enjoy reading pieces like this.....
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LOL this made me laugh right out loud. Funny indeed but at least his wife wasn't walking!
nice job and thanks for entering.
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Haha, great one here. Felt more like prose than a poem, but I still really enjoyed reading it. I can see why it won so many trophies.
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This poem is really good. But I must DQ because I said no poems that have won anything. -
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This poem is really good. But I must DQ because I said no poems that have won anything. -
I have heard thois before as a joke around school. thanks for entering though.
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Hahaha. Unexpected, I was wondering what the twist was going to be and I didn't expect that.
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Awesome poem!! I couldn't predict what was going to happen from the beginning, usually with these kind of jokes you can. I laughed so hard once I got to the end. By looking at all the trophies and comments, I see it made other people laugh too. =) Great job
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very funny but
poor guy
God bless...
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My first reaction was this was bizarre! But not really in a bad way, lol. It was more like a short story than a poem, though. Thank you for entering my contest and good luck.
animated
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Haha! I had to laugh, just because I felt so bad for that guy in the Porsche...This definitely put a smile on my face! Well done, and welcome to the finals!
Laura xxx
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I've never heard this one before. Definitely a rough way to find out though. Very hilarious.
-Ryan
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lol That is funny hehe aww man i would have been crying to his wife was a naughty woman Great write Man Good luck
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funny. This soounds like a dirty joke gone way wrong but i llike it very much thanks.
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Oh my god... This was not uplifting at all... but this was SOOO great. It was really heartbreaking.... I'm gonna be adding this to my prelimianry finalists...
Thank you so much for entering and participating in my contest and good luck,
~lumin
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Thank you so much
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lol..Heard it before I think..still it made me smile.COngrats on gold!
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thanks
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Funny as hell.....
lolololol.....ttfn Laurel
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haha this was cute. I like the ending. haha. thanks for the entry. best of luck in both contests. keep up your good work!
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Thank you, I laughed out loud. I read it to my Mom and she was hysterical! Again thanks for the laugh, I certainly needed it. Supreme write! Thank you for entering my contest and good luck.
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Good you both needed a good laugh
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