Christmas time is here again, Macc Lads have a ball,
All the crack are stood in line and shagged against the wall
Lots of ale and Christmas snogs and puking up in the Bear's Head bogs
Jingle bells, Muttley smells, Beater's on his back
Stez has got a hard-on and he's shagging all the crack
Beater found 300 johnnies in his Christmas stocking,
We didn't see him 'til New Year's Eve, he was off to do some fucking
One thing Beater doesn't know, we shagged his mum under the mistletoe
Jingle bells, fucking hell, party every night
Macc Lads go out shagging every crack in sight
Got a kaleidoscope from Aunty Dot, and I had to thank her
Got fuck all from Uncle Bob, coz he's a fucking wanker
Lots to eat, films on telly, time to get your fingers smelly
Jingle bells, jingle bells, where's the mistletoe?
Macc Lads go out drinking and puking in the snow
A contest entry
- Christmas Song Parodies! by Fairy Nutty Buddy.
600 points, ended December 18, 2007, 11 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - CONTEST: Edna's illiteritt XmASS Cunntist by Edna Sweetlove.
350 points, ended December 18, 2007, 3 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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I have to apologize to all of you who did not win a trophy. I didn't realize my printer had a jam and it had not printed out all entries, so your entry may not have been judged.
I have set up a new contest so you can all enter your entries into the new contest and I will judge all entries that did not win a trophy in the new contest.
Here it is! http://allpoetry.com/contest/2382462
Hope to "see" you there!
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Harharhar! Funny and geeeeeeeeeross! Thank you for your entry!
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fat yeh but from drinkin to much boddies + eatin to much chips n gravy a macc lad is a lad from macclesfield but we are a band from there and this is a song that sounds better than it does when sung rather than read
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This is utterly delightful and it is obviously aprize winner (silver at least). What is a Macc lad? I seriously have no idea. I assume it's not a follower of Ian McEwan or Harold Macmillan. Is it someone who is fat from eating too many big Macs? Please tell me.
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Are you allowing more than one entry on this contest? I have a 'Live Aid' piss take which is linked with Christmas in the UK as it is a song released every Christmas to steal our hard earned money to give to Africans.
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So Maccies are yobs from Macclesfield? How lovely! I once stopped off in Macclesfield for a shit.
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I wouldnt say yobs but if you found a toilet you were in the posh bit
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Who said I found a toilet? I just did it in the street, same as everyone else.
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you uk then? I was thinking everyone on here were yanks
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