She wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm.
Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm.
But after ten pints, she looked quite fit,
Couldn't wait to get my hands on her flabby tits.
So I said slap that and ride the ripples, just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples.
Flabby arse, sweaty breasts, thirty eight chins, she was a mound of flesh.
Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of pies,
Sweaty Betty, she's got enormous thighs,
Sweaty Betty, have you smelled her breath?
Sweaty Betty, she'd crush a man to death.
I knew that she wanted me to shag her, so I stabbed her cunt with my mutton dagger.
I couldn't believe the size of her bum,
She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.
I've seen nowt like it since the day I was born,
But you know me, I'll shag owt that's warm.
Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of chips,
Sweaty Betty, she's got massive tits,
Sweaty Betty, she's got a huge vagina,
Sweaty Betty, you'd fit a bus inside her,
She's so obscene, three tons of margarine,
She's like a lump of lard
But Sweaty Betty makes my willy hard.
SWEATY BETTY!
A contest entry
- --Hardcore Adult & Erotica-- by Nicotine Eyes.
300 points, ended January 3, 2008, 20 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Passion by ScreamedConfessions.
300 points, ended January 14, 2008, 9 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Hardcore Holder
This was disgusting. Not kinky or a turn on at all. Thanks for your entry. -
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once youve had fat you dont go back
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omgs... im so sick today i thought nothing could make me laugh but this one had me cracking up... im in stitches here. if u got any more like this one id love to read them so if u have any suggestions send me a msg.
hugs,
georgie,
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ta for that. mostly they are all just as disgusting.
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lol - I just read the other poem - and came across this. It was a nice tie in indeed. Very nice ryhming
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