One of my best mates came from Macc, we used to go out pulling crack
Now I know that was just a farce, he's got spunk dribbling out of his arse.
He's got scabs from snogging other men, we're never going to talk to him again.
He's gone all nesh, he's making us sick, we wouldn't give him cheese of us dicks.
Now he's a poof, we can't handle it
Now he's a poof, he does spermy shits
Now he's a poof, he leaves white stains wherever he sits
He's gone to pot, shaved his head, he's got some black bloke sleeping in his bed
AIDs and herpes? He's got them, the evidence is written all over his bottom.
Now he's a poof, he's got gonhorrea
Now he's a poof, he's a fucking queer,
Now he's a poof, he can't hold his fucking beer
He's never in the pub, he's no fun, sores and scabs all over his bum
We'll have to pin him down on the deck,
And pour some Boddies down his fucking neck.
Poof! He's an arse bandit
Poof! He doesn't like girl's tits
Poof! His willy is covered in shit
Poof! He's a fucking slob
Poof! He's got a shitty knob
Poof! He's got spunk all over his gob
Poof! He's a mincing gay. Poof! He's full of AIDs. Poof! He likes his buttocks splayed.
Poof! Tunnel tester, orifice officer, sausage jockey, pillow biter, uphill gardener, rear admiral,
Brown hatter, shirtlifter, anal adjuster, rectum rifler, turd burglar, arse bandit.
A contest entry
- HIV/AIDS by Laken.
450 points, ended January 8, 2008, 6 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Comments
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hurtful to gay people? listen love if you can take a big black dick up the shitter i think you might not worry too much about what others think
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Honestly, I find this hurtful to gay people. (i'm bi) It's one sided to me, and AIDS doesn't always happen like that. On the upper hand, rhyming is great. Best of luck in my contest.
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This is a very classy song. I think I know the tune: is it Jesu Joy of Mans Desiring by JS Bach? It's hard to tell.
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you might be wrong i can email you the song version if youd like
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