All the lads are drinking and puking on the dance hall floor
Knobby's in the Ladies with his willy up a big fat whore
Somebody's going to get their head kicked in tonight
He's going to rip off her bags, tear off her clothes
Pull down her tammy, and her pantyhose
But he got dead pissed, puked on her dress
The toilet floor was a fucking mess
Knobby's waking up and a think there's going to be a fight
When he finds out he's been shagging a transvestite
Somebody's going to get their head kicked in tonight
A contest entry
- Cold Regret by DesolatELifE.
689 points, ended December 15, 2007, 29 entries
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Comments
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heh, I find this to be a rather funny poem!
I've gotta go sweep the path before the rain stops, so this is the best comment I can come up with. thanks for entering. good luck
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