The Adventures of Fox boy and Vampire Goth. Adventure one: Beer,beer,beer

                              The Adventures of Foxboy and Vampire Goth!

  (yes I own this and yes some of this is based on real life, but no they really don’t fight crime in real life. If infact you are the same fox boy or vampire goth yes I am making fun at you , so have fun and laugh about it, maybe these “adventures” will keep someone from committing suicide, or bring a laugh to the most negative person in existence)


                                                          Adventure one: the Beer.


            While sitting inside his lair Foxboy gets a message on his cell.  “FOXBOY THIS IS THE MAYOR!    SOME ONE HAS BEEN BREAKING INTO THE TOWNS CONVIENCE STORES AND STEALING ALL THE BEER, NOW WE HAVE NO BEER TO SPIKE THE TOWNS WATER! HELP PLEASE!” 
                      “Beer?!!!!  Damn I didn’t care about this shit till He said Beer!  VAMPIRE GOTH STOP PUTTING ON YOUR DAMN MAKE-UP AND BE A MAN FOR ONCE, WE GOT TO STOP SOME ASS-HOLE FROM STEALIN’ GOOD PEOPLE’S BEER!”

                          Foxboy- a 45 year old man with a pair of ears and a fox tail.
                             
              Vampire Goth- a 25 year old man that wears eyeliner and a pair of fangs. And black lipstick.       
                               
              Together they fight crime and attempt to bring justice to the town of  pentagraville!




    “Wow, Foxboy we finaly get to try out our skills!  Like our sacrifice skills, our demon magic skills, our white magic skil…”

        “Vampire Goth, shut the hell up before I stab you in the heart with this lit cigarette. Now what I Want you to do is grab the bad guy while I grab the beer. The we can make our happy way out of here and I wont get hurt.”  Said Fox boy as he smoke his cigarette, while driving in the fox Mobil.

  “Why do I have to get the guys? Gosh. I always get the hard work” whined Vampire goth  as he fixed his makeup.

“BECAUSE I SAYS SO, IM THE HERO, YOU’RE THE THE SIDEKICK.  I MAKE ALL THE DECISIONS  YOU JUST FOLLOW THEM. ALRIGHT FAG BOY?! Now shut up here is a good spot for them to hit.”

“Why do you say that Foxboy?”

“Well lets see, no lights outside, and oh yea, the big black thing moving around in there!”

    They parked the fox mobile and walked to the door. Vampire Goth knocks on the door.

“NO YOU IDIOT! I WAS GOING TO JUST BUST IN DOWN AND KICK HIS ASS!  AND YOU GO AND KNOCK LIKE HE IS ACTUALLY GOING TO OPEN TH…..”

  “Hello citizens how may I helpalate you?”

        (In Fox boy’s head)  Oh my god I can’t believe this shit!  Not only is he President Bush, but he actually answered the door. If he is this stupid let me see if I can con him into this.

    “Mr. president!! Mr. president!  This vampire kid is a terrorist! Quick hand me the beer cart and go get him!” 
        “Foxboy what are you doing?!!! “
            “Come on!  Even you can out smart this dumb ass!  I mean you Knock…. Oh damn it, forget it, you’re a dumb ass too.”
          “Well Mr. president,  its time to hand over the beer, your coming with me!”

          “Oh do I have to?! “  asked the president giving a sad puppy dog look on his face.
     
          “Vampire Goth, put him in the trunk while I tell the Mayor we got the crook.”


          “mayor we got him.”

        “who was it?  don’t tell me some drunk redneck!”


       
“  No sir, it was some fag dressed as a vampire.  He has hardly no hair, wears masscara and black lipstick and says she I mean he is a vampire.”

------------------------------------------a year later---------------------------------------------------------------

          “Wow Foxboy, Mr. president!  I thought I would never get out of th….”
      “Wait! Vampire Goth!  Now it’s Mr. president secretary.”  says Fox boy as he points at a Bush in a French maid outfit.

  “so some how I was put in jail? For robbing that store that we saved!”

    “well look at it this way drag boy,  we got our own personal secretary,  a case of Beer and now your out of jail we can go get drunk and forget that mess ever happened.”

          “ Gosh I knew it!”
  “Hey maybe it made you more of a man! How about that!  Maybe now you will stop whining and actually step up as side kick? Huh? How about that?”

                       








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