gateau de fuits

(how the hell do you spell gateau?)
((picture the moment, youre in france and the only thing to eat is fruit cake- TERRID!))

my lamentations go, like so
this crumbly loaf is all i have.
stuffed full of fruit, quick to go down the "shute"
by this i mean the garbage can(duh its FRENCH)
and why why why, didnt i bake a pie
to eat on my trip to france
oh sh*t sh*t sh*t, i must admit
the thought of fruitcake makes me puke.
next time when you go, on a plane very slow
do not pack fruit cake, its GROSS
it comes in a kit, you then have to EAT IT
self assembled from glue and brains.
now you know in frabce, you think the dance
on mountains piled with food-
up to the SKY! its all A LIE!
cos all i find to eat is this fruitcake.
how long can it take, to swallow some cake
if its sticking in your throat.
i just want to say, remeber this today.
NEVER TAKE FRUITCAKE TO FRANCE!