It would really be,
quite a sight to see,
a Dolphin in a bikini.
Wouldn’t it be swell,
if others I could tell,
there’s a Whale in my well.
Isn’t it a hoot,
if I could show the mute,
a Walrus in a zoot suit.
I would surely holler,
if I paid more than a dollar,
to see a Goldfish wear a clergy collar.
