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A tribute to a rhymer!

A pretty elf with funny rhymes
A poet ginning at the times
Her nipples are a perky pair
No wonder all the boys here stare!

Clever forms and rigid meter
Hasn't found a style to beat 'er
Syllable count or matching feet
'Til her poems are complete

Made a chemist grin so wide
When her talents were applied
Triplet rhyme to bland a test
Though she scored just second best

I hope I'll read so many more
She writes poems by the score
And in my mind the vision's clear
She writes them in a blouse that's sheer!

I give a poets highest praise
To one with talent to amaze
I am, I know, just an old-timer
But you, sweet elf, you are a rhymer!

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  • Amera gold member
    December 4, 2007

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    LMAO

    This is halarious; I deserve it for the chemist poem I entered in your contest. Great rhyme and wonderful meter.

    Love,
    Amera♥


  • PassionsPromise gold member
    December 4, 2007

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    *hides eyes*
    LMAO this was awesome. well done a great tribute to a wonderful lady.
    best wishes to you in the contest.

    Tory