I watched you looking intently at yourself
in the bathroom mirror, clipping your moustache
and pulling hairs from your nose and ears.
Do you honestly believe that stuff you plaster
on your scalp will grow hair?
It's gone you old fool and it ain't coming back.
Oh yea, you forgot your eyebrows,
if you let them grow much longer you'll be able to braid 'em.
Another thing, keep your paws of my moisterizer,
buy your own, mine have female hormones in them
so who knows what you'll be doing next.
You think as you preen and suck in your gut
that you still turn the heads of girls
in bare bellied shirts, get a grip!
it's embarrasing to see you strut like
a pigeon who thinks he's a peacock.
I squirm when I see you giggle and guffaw
at silly remarks made by the cutesy waitress
who serves your food, don't you know
she's just doing her job and gratuities come
easier with pleasantness.
Does it matter if your jeans are stone washed denim?
Do you think people pass you on the street
and think, "wow look at that old farts cool pants"
There is one thing you should do for your self,
buy some new glasses and when you put them on,
take out your birth certificate and read it!
You silly old goose.
A contest entry
- NO CRAP ALLOWED by Leslie.
425 points, ended December 16, 2007, 24 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Hope you dont mind reading this rant about my ex
Comments
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LOL!!!!
this made me laugh.... this was just fun and funny I appreciate that...
.... I have my old man... I relate to it 
thanks for the entry.
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This is great, so true, so true. When they find a cure for old geezers thinking young girls firnd them attractive, let me know. Actually, the cure is older women hooking up with the young men who adore us!!!
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I love this, and they say women are vain!!!!!
Are we talking of anyone in particular, or men in general?
Good luck in the contest...Sue
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