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Why I Despise Men

I know that I'm a man myself,
My loins show that fairly well.
But I have my other reasons
Why they should go to hell.

Their excuses are "I'm Tired."
Or "I've much work to do."
When all they really say is
"I've got no time for you."

They're charmers, indeed;
At first they get you going
But they hide all their emotions
When you're not afraid of showing.

I am not of this kind,
Which is why I have my girls.
They say "If you weren't homosexual,
You'd be rockin' out my world."

Not to sound conceited,
But I think this would be true.
All men should be like me,
If not all, then just a few.

I remember my commitments,
And I call every day.
Wish my man a bit o' luck,
Even if that's all I have to say.

Though they all deserve a chance,
I wish they'd get a clue
There's always someone who loves them
After all that we've been through.

To all the ladies out there,
I know you hear me.
And the men, think less about the "I"
And worry more about the "we."

Author notes

Okay I know this doesn't apply to ALL men, but I know plenty who could get a clue...

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  • LaPoetaSinLimites
    January 16, 2008
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    that made me smile...

  • Anybodys-guess
    January 8, 2008

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    Here! Here!...'if you weren't homosexual' ...hell you just rocked out my world...Great stuff here, Poet...Later, Ag


  • Layne
    December 10, 2007

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    PRaise the Lord, haha, so so true in this one of MOST men, not all but many.
    --" remember my commitments,
    And I call every day.
    Wish my man a bit o' luck,
    Even if that's all I have to say."
    -I loved that line, because this is all most of us woman actually really even want, a little attention and acknowledgemen. Great write