BACK IN THE OUTHOUSE (c) Copyright 2007 by Earl F. Hubbard Jr.
(from ON THE ROAD, AGAIN coming SOON!)
With a clothespin on my nose,
I'm back in the outhouse,
All our little children,
Are as quiet as a mouse.
Endless Bliss is searching,
For her reluctant spouse,
Jerimire's tracking,
A plump, elusive grouse.
Uncle Billy's brewing,
a batch of Mountain Dew,
Someone's joshing someone,
Perhaps, I'm joshing you.
I'm fearful a black snake,
Could crawl up my backside.
Sitting in the outhouse,
It smells like something died.
Hilly's chasing Jacob,
Who crawled out of his cave,
Granny's chasing GrandPa,
Into an early grave.
Matilda's picking berries,
After saying 'HOWDY DO'S',
Little Leg's is sick,
and Dillon's got the blues.
She laid in poison ivy,
and now it's on her butt,
that's been wrapped in cotton,
and resembles Old King Tut.
Dionte tied her hands,
So Little Legs won't scratch,
He said "That's what you get,
For playing in that patch!"
Uncle Billy's moonshine,
will cure her very soon,
In just a day or two,
before the next Full Moon.
Cara Lou is singing,
finger pickin her guitar.
Someone's joshing someone,
How I wonder who they are?
efhjr.
Author notes
This is the 12th piece for what will be my 24th book and the third book in my YELLOW BUS of PEACE & LOVE series of books of which I have 4 of planned - if all goes well. As with my LITTLE STAR books - my YELLOW BUS books are meant to be read from the first page to the last like the chapters of a novel.
ENJOY!
Peace & Love!
Earl.
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this is sweet
and hope the smell
was not too bad
loved this one
dear friend
Riftkin
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So delightful
It is such a joy to read you.
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I am aching from laughter picturing all this going on...boy can that Jacob run but I caught him in the end!xxx
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Hi matey, so funny, what have you got me doing to my little sister, can I tie her up in real life, she is such a terror lol,I hope those snakes aren't poisonous lol. Stay cool, matey Love Dionte xxx
Hi Earl, just got back from the pics, it was brilliant and funny just like this, poor little legs lol, her bum must be killing her, she will be tutting at you again. what with kissing and now her bum I think you could be in trouble lol we love it though. Wicked! I am so happy I didn't need the outhouse, even more now there could be snakes in there. Very funny Love mars bar xxx We have got to go to bed now will comment on the others after school tomorrow.
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lol this is one of the funniest poems you have written this week. The outhouse was perhaps a little too much information but I don't think you need to worry about the black snake. It probably took one sniff and died along with what ever died first lol.
Poor Little legs, what ever is she going to do with a rump like old king tut and her hands tied too? It's about time the poor girl was given a break and I think Grandpa's going to need a pace maker fitted soon if Gandma doesn't stop chasing him.
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Earl,
This is way toooooo funny! What a laugh I got reading this one! I Love it!!! Sounds like there is a lot happening here!
and love
Nyetta
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OMG! LMAO!! What have my kids been upto? LOL!!! I am so glad I'm not in the outhouse this time. This is just hilarious, poor little legs LOL!!! Fantastic! Grandma is definatley a game old bird poor Grandpa. LOL!!!
Brilliant!
Love you ~sugar~ xxx
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It is a magic bus Earl...couldn't you possibly have a bathroom installed? I hope Little Legs gets rid of that rash soon...perhaps a berry pie is what we need!
~B.
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Excellent Piece Glad we don't have to use them old outhouses any more and mmmm wild strawberries
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