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Kind Feathered Chicken (KFC)

A turkey is a thing with feathers
...but there's not much hope in a turkey...
        especially around the end of November.
That's just friggin' depressing.
Let's move on.

A chicken is a thing with feathers.
Caged for their eggs,
fattened for the slaughter,
battered and boiled
in hot oil like
Christ's favorite disciple.
No hope in that.

How about a goose?
Long necks and an irritating
honk.
Mean as hell.
Stretch out that damn neck
and come running:
their flat webbed feet
slapping the grass
as they honk and pinch their beak
heading straight for your crotch...
that ain't hope.

Although,
my pillow is stuffed with
goose feathers.
Makes for a comfortable night's sleep.
I mostly dream of hopeful things.

Mostly.

So, the foregone conclusion
from what I've gathered
(I'm forced to eliminate
evil fowls
pinching my nethers)
is this
(rolling in grave is Emily's cadaver):

Hope is a pillow stuffed with goose feathers.

Of Genius and Lunacy, Of Life and Love
I'm either or neither or
none of the above.

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  • twilight seduction
    December 1, 2007

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    You know...I'm starting to think that you really got into that quote by Dickinson... XD

    Also, I would like to amend the comment below you so bestowed upon yourself. This isn't prose. hah.

    Hope you have a good day.

    ~ts~


    • twaintwine
      December 22, 2007
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      eye of the beholder

      one man's prose is another man's poetry...stupid humans!


  • The Sage
    November 30, 2007
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    0.o...interesting....


  • twaintwine
    November 30, 2007
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    Disgusting Crap!

    Your complete disregard for the aerial citizens of Earth is appalling. You are a bigot, a racist, and a hater! You should be removed from this community never to return! I am shocked, repulsed, and humiliated by your crass prose. Go to hell!

    Franklin McFowl
    Chaiperson
    Senior Chickens of America