My new boy friend isn't handsome
My new boyfriend isn't wealthy
He hasn't got a nice new car
But his sex-drive is REAL healthy.
He fucks me every time I ask
There's neither ifs nor buts
He has a nice big cock as well
And two enormous nuts.
He shoves a rubber on his cock
As he doesn't want me up the spout
But if I got one in the oven
I could always pump it out.
- Barry Hodges Travellers Tales group list • next in list
A contest entry
- Picture Prompt, not for the squeemish by Honey West.
650 points, ended December 3, 2007, 8 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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It's pieces like this which let me know why I treasure my AllPoetry membership. It's that last line which does it for me. "Pump it out" has always been a fave phrase of mine.
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Lol!
Great laughs. Congrats on the silver!
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A wonderful poem.
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well you seem to be getting what you need..buy your buns at the supermarket.keep the rubber on lol ,,good luck
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OMFG
i love this!!!!!!!!!
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Ehh... well first, congrats on the silver, but this is not really what I was looking for... but thank you for entering and following directions.
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Not what you were looking for? So, what exactly were you looking for? How about spelling it out clearly? I shan't waste my time with you again.
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Good. Because in that case you won't be wasting my time either.
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Cute as that little creature dacing there in the margin. Thanks
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A tasteful item this. Ignore the homophobic comments of a previous commentator. I know I would.
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lol I hope you are female
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Hysterical!
Keep it UP!
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