My lady says I really snore,
which surely can't be right
Don't you think
that I should know ?
I listen every night
I set a tape recorder,
Now this would truly tell
I heard some drills,
I heard some trains,
I heard a dog as well
I heard some deep sea divers,
blow bubbles 'neath the brine
Was that a ship?
Was that it's horn ?
That racket can't be mine
T'was nothing like a human ?!
Proof positive you see
That all those noises,
all those sounds,
just couldn't have been me
Author notes
Just a short one this time.
No truth in it whatsoever. (Yeah right dohhhhh )
Hope you enjoy
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very good
i was drawn by the title
enjoyable read
waht an amazing write
great subject
some have told me i talk in my sleep
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Thanks F
Appreciate the comments. Talk in your sleep? I never make a single sound
All ficticious
Thanks for the kind comment
WD
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Humorous and very creative. I like reading opieces that are not your everyday subjects. (Love and pain, ect.) This made me laugh because I know that I snore sometimes and it's so embarrassing! Thanks for the laugh.
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Thanks T
Glad I could make you laugh
I don't think any of mine are everyday subjects
Thanks again for the kind comment. Appreciate
WD
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I so love when I find poems such as these.
You written so well and it's so light and uplifting.
Thank you for the laugh, I surely needed it!
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Thank you so much.
Most of mine are wacky humour
Try my previous one Contumacious camera.Don't be fooled by the title. Its as daft as ZZzzZzzz 
Thanks for the kind comment
WD
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THis was a cute poem I liked it alot short simple and sweet! Funny too!!
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Thanks O
Mine normally tend to be quite long. This was a fav of a close friend
Appreciate your comment.
cheers
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very funny WD reminds me highly of my father
embrassing enough one might think but he falls asleep in public and thus more grr opun that
good job hon
~~Chef W.B.
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Yes Chef
Thanks WB
Hope you are well. Appreciate your comments always. Thanks
WD
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Welsh... I had no idea what to expect when I clicked on the title of this in my favs list. This is absolutely tremendous. What a great way to start my morning with this entertaining piece. All the noise assimilations... I'm sure they would probably apply to me as well. Well done! ~Eric
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Thanks Eric.
Always appreciate your comments. These are but the ramblings of a wacky Welshman
Just glad that such an erudite reader finds my attempts worthy of such kind comments
Thanks
Bob
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ho, ho, ho! some very funny and funky stuff here, no doubt about it! No way! I never snore! I never hear it unless it wakes me up--not! ho, ho, ho, bravo, bravo, bravo ....
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Thanks E
I think your comment was funnier than the poem
Appreciate the comments
cheers
WD
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This was just way to funny!!! I tell my husband he is an aweful snorer as well but I am never believed either!!! very very very comical piece you written here...Just love it
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Thanks J
Of course it is COMPLETELY fictional (not)
Males ? Snore ? Never
Thanks for the kind comment.
BTW... I believe you
WD
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Nice, I can see this poem being in a well-known children's book...
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Thanks
A compliment indeed
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Sorry...
...meant to clap and forgot - so here it is.
R.
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I like it..
...refreshingly humourous, and good rhyme and rhythm.
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Thanks M
Always appreciate kind comments
Cheers
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This is really funny.I loved it.You write really well.I was wondering was this was going to be about after reading the title but after i read it I knew it was the perfect one for it.The words flowed without any effort at all.I found myself humming as I was reading it.Great work I needed a laugh.
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Thank you so much M
I am so glad you enjoyed it
A big thanks for the wonderful comment
Thanks again
WD
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Short but no less amusing, as always
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Thanks L
My pencil broke
Cheers
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One of my favourite's from you Bob - that's either you snoring or you live in a very noisy neighbourhood
I'm sure you can throw a few ducks in there as well
A very clever fun read, love it...flow and rhyme are perfect!
Another superb gem from you!
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Diolch Yn fawr Cariad
Hi Wil'♥
Don't believe what you hear Its all lies
The rewrite will have ducks, and a crime scene re-enactment
Can't thank you enuff
Bob
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