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Don't Read Dirty Books - Only Read God's Holy Word!

 

Why look at porn and heathen trash
Published by the sons of Satan
How will that save your soul?

Grovel for Jesus!
Fall Down on Your Knees!
Let Me Write A Poem For You Please!

But it must be a poem of joy
To celebrate the kindness of Christ
Who will smash you if you sin!

So read your Bible every day
And shout and sing your prayers
Or else you will rot in deepest Hell!

 

   

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  • TheStreetReverend
    July 31
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    Wow man......Really I like your style. God's bless....

  • invested
    May 31

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    Awesome

    Why look at porn when you could grovel for Jesus, fall to your knees, and put his cock in your mouth. For only those that give the best blow job shall escape the retched hell ass raping Jesus has in store for the rest of us. Enjoy rotting in hell


  • Snowing Kisses gold member
    April 12
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    well, this is thought provoking stuff, scary even, im off to confession asap
    nice write


  • O Goldstein
    March 31

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    way off the mark but to each his own

  • I A Muse Myself
    March 1
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    I like Jesus, but he loves me, so things are a bit awkward...


  • Sudo Nimh silver member
    January 24
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    honestly, it's hard for me to tell if you are "for" or "against" Christianity..kudos for that


  • Girl-Interrupted gold member
    January 24

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    reading others comments i had to giggle at the proposed which came first ... the hard on or porn.
    but setting this aside.. is this humor or conviction...?


    • BlindingSchism
      February 20
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      Btw

      That wasn't actually my line. It's from a comedian that died in 94. [Search for "Bill Hicks."] I can't tell, honestly, if that is a negative or positive comment, but I don't care so much. To each his own, right?

    • Mad Pastor Grovell
      January 25
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      You really can't tell? Jesus wept.


  • zt
    January 23

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    Methinks that most of the humor of this will be lost on the reader, now that it is no longer associated with the contest in which it was entered. Ah well. To analyze this further here will lessen any impact it still has, so I will leave it at that. ~smile~


  • BlindingSchism
    January 7

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    Honestly

    In my humble opinion, I'd give the poem two stars. [If I were warning people to stray from sinning, I'd make the message clear.] Your intentions come across as forced, too.

    I must throw this question at you: which came first, the hard-on or the porn? Porn does not inspire devious thoughts. God gave us a sex drive for one main reason, to procreate, and it is simply inevitable to cleanse ourselves of sexual fantasies. Therefore, pornography was born as a way to express it. In a few ways, I think erotica and porn are a genre of art. [Erotica more-so than porn.] But, hey, everyone has their beliefs. Personally, I'm agnostic, simply because I believe in many religions, including Christianity. [I do believe in one God, in Jesus, too.]

    Once you overindulge in sex in sensuality, it can lead to lust, a major sin in itself.

    But, yes. If you look back through the bible... How did we get here? Someone was fucking. It was inevitable. So there was sex way before porn, dear.

    ~Rachel


  • Saint Irial
    January 7
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    Cute... rather naïve... but I do agree there's too many rabid christians around.

  • Yvette Champ gold member
    January 7
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    .


  • Ja Vorbesc
    December 3, 2008

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    I agree totally. Down with the ungrammatical spawn of Satan!

    Oh, and it's a great poem too. It made my day.


  • hazeleyedfreak
    August 1, 2008
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    Umm, thank you for your input I suppose. But if you wanted your point known then maybe it would have been better to post this as a comment on the contest page? Just saying. Also, God gave everyone on Earth FREE WILL, if I remember correctly, to do as we please. If you haven't already heard, other religions do exist, whether they are wrong or right.Oh,and you don't sound like you know much yourself, maybe you should read your bible more? By the way, your disquolified.


    • Mad Pastor Grovell
      August 1, 2008
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      By the way, you can't spell correctly. Jesus will ensure all ignorant ungrammatical people burn in deepest Hades. Best of luck.


  • PsychoticallyInsane
    March 1, 2008
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    I Love Porn


  • Quill
    January 16, 2008
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    Hell is right here on Earth,right now!
    constructed by all our hands


  • astralshepherd gold member
    January 15, 2008
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    thank you so much for stopping by and viewing my poem, The Preacher’s Song, I appreciate your taking the time. Your poem, here, is truly intriguing. thank you for sharing your views, you are certainly are a unique writer.

    blessings and best wishes,

    astralshepherd ~r.


  • Dragomiloff
    January 15, 2008
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    ok. if you're trying to mock Christians, you're not doing the best job because you don't seem to know much about them; why else would you just make stuff up?


  • Dragomiloff
    January 13, 2008

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    celebrate the kindness of Christ
    Who will smash you if you sin!

    everyone has sinned. How does that make Christ kind?


    • Mad Pastor Grovell
      January 15, 2008
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      He must be cruel to be kind. When he crushes sinners it hurts him more than the sinner. Probably.


  • Exit-Stage-Right
    December 9, 2007
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    Christ is the way, the truth and the life. I don't recall him promising to smash anyone. Of course, your presence here is a satire, not an endorsement of things Christian.

    It isn't pornography that is inherently bad, it is what one does with the visual information that is either good or bad.


  • zilbermann silver member
    November 28, 2007
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    Inspiring! Very nearly persuaded me to convert.


    • Mad Pastor Grovell
      July 27, 2008
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      Sorry to have taken 8 months to reply. Is your dog Christian? Has he been saved? Send me 50 points and I will pray for his canine soul.


  • Ryno
    November 28, 2007

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    The aim was to be inspired by the picture; but I still like this, you show your passion very strongly.

  • in-the-twilight
    November 28, 2007

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    At first I was like... "Wait this is your reservation? Nice!" but then I started thinking... duh it's probably the poem. Nice. Good luck. Meg

  • Ryno
    November 28, 2007
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    Picture

    http://www.gumboot.net/photography/abstract/images/abstract01.jpg

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