I guess I will never see,
A sweater on a Bumble Bee.
Or an Engineer of a railroad,
Be a big fat Horned Toad.
The funniest for me and you,
Is a tuxedo on a Kangaroo.
If we could only see just one,
Putting on a stiff cumber bun.
Maybe watch him run by,
Trying to tie a black bow tie.
There’s something I want one to do,
Wear a black patten leather shoe.
