Twas the night before Christmas I laid down to sleep,
I could catch no z's so into the night I began to creep.
Throughout my house I heard a very unusual and strange noise.
It was some Looney Toon characters playing with my toys.
So I grabbed my pistol and I began shooting,
Things became ugly, the Toons starting looting!
I let off a shot and got Bugs in the chest,
I reloaded my Mossberg and fired at the rest!
Three more shoots Foghorn Leghorn fell to the floor,
Then suddenly there was a knocking on my front door.
It was ole St. Nick, old fool is as drunk as a skunk,
He reaked of liquior and the damn reindeer stunk!
He asked for a hook, "I replied hell no!"
He replied right back with a not so merry "ho,ho,ho!"
Enough of this madness I exclaimed and I fired once more,
Bugs, Leghorn and that drunk ass Santa lay dead on the floor!
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