Rising from bed late one morning,
I turn to see a sleazy woman snoring,
What had I done,
Vegas was suspose to be fun,
I was suspose to be gambling; not whoring!
I call home to talk to my wife,
If she knew she'd end my life,
She said "how have you been?"
I said "livin' a sin"
Didn't that start a new strife?
Hangover; my sore banging head,
Liquor and cigarettes; misled,
I hang up the phone,
On my wife and kids at home,
And crawl back in the God damn whore bed.
A contest entry
- Limerick-Majig by WiCcAnXtWiStEd.
300 points, ended December 6, 2007, 4 entries
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300 points, ended December 2, 2007, 12 entries
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Comments
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Ahhhhhh.....YES!!!! The living nightmare that is known as VEGAS!! I think anyone who has gone there for a weekend of bliss has woken up to a horrid sin!!! But alas that is why we all go back!!! It is actually one of my favorite adult only retreats
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LMAO thanks!
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