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santas high

jingle bells
and hair jell
pickled robyn eggs
santa clause and a keg
we all get drunk
and get high
higher than he has to fly
he'll fall out then he'll
die and make the little
kids cry
no presents no presents
no presents today
and thats what we get for santa doing haze
so now we know from this day on
that santa can pass out on our lawn
and not wake up 'till after dawn
By then christmas will be gone

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  • Coffer
    July 8, 2008
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    lol funny lil story bout santa, best of luck!


  • crazymomma
    June 6, 2008
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    I love it. This was so funny. LOL!


  • darlintlc silver member
    May 28, 2008

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    LMAO!!!

    Thought this was very funny! The Christman spirit starts with a good laugh!!

    Great job!!
    darlintlc


  • The Reaper Beast
    December 30, 2007
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    love the poem

    love the poem awsome job


  • Walk-Free
    December 7, 2007

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    HAHA

    This is so funny~~

    But it does dampen the Christmas spirit, no?

    With Santa dieing and all

    Thanks so much for this entry!


  • Ms.struggle
    November 28, 2007

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    ohhh yea gettin stoned lol very good i like it


    candice

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