Such an asshole you are.
Under minding everyone else.
Can't you see that I hate you.
Killing you would be too much fun.
Making you hurt well that could happen.
Your an asshole that's for sure.
So do me this one favor.
Try to read this and figure out.
Right away you should know.
Along the side my saying goes.
Piss off you fucking jerk.
Or else suck my strap on.
No you did not see that? Are you blind.
Author notes
Just something that came to mind. Kind of funny. Yes suck my strap on is one of my favortie sayings. So I thought I would recognize it by doing this.
Please tell me what you think
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This lacks poetic quality
and the emotion put forth slaughters everything else in the poem;
mainly because of its randomness.
The english and wording in this poem is lazy;
it reads more like an angry journal entry. -
love it
Seems like we are on the same page I'm just starting to write and after reading this kinda fearful of entering my work even though my friends think I should -
this is so fucking sarcastic! I loved it! "Piss off you fucking jerk or else suck my strap on?" Bloody brilliant!
Lillie
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ha ha i love this
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This on is awsome I like it when u put "piss off you fuckin jerk or else suck my strap on" its awsome baby I love it and I luv u 2 hugs n kisses
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Och well, if I ever hear a 5'4" US National Guard saying "Suck my strap-on" I'll know it's you.
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Oh Totally.
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Haha, okay... the title definately caught my attention; that's for sure. I loved it. It is quick witted and sarcastic as hell. "Suck my strap on." That is one hell of a saying right there. I just might have to steal that one from ya! lol Nah, my saying is, "Bite me!" Hehe, I like it! Woot woot!
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this is great stuff, it has a deeper meaning and I like how you matched it with humour, "piss off you fucking jerk or else suck my strap on". haha genuis! Just one thing is under minding supposed to be "undermining"? Anyway great job!
Claire -
the title was quite an eye catcher and made me laugh. Thn when i hoped the page i saw you are very angry with someone. Someone who thinks he's hot shit?
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funny, I was frightened, lol, the title caught my attention (go figure) well done. love your name ~note not to piss you off~
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I LOVE IT! It's amazing. I mean, not to mention very empowering!!
This is def. something that the LGBT community supports. =D
Thank you sincerely for this, It made my day. ^^
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I am glad I made your day.
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this is absolutely hilarious. I like this saying. Very original and unique..hehe
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holy corn holer !
your fun
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very hilarious work her suck my strap on this was very creative
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Thanks so much for the comment glad you thought it was hilarious.
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wow...very very harsh..but i love it very well written
candice -
lmao, thats funny, i like it, of course the title is different than i imagined, when i read the title i thought it was going to be more graphic , but its not, and this is pretty funny, its good
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haha niiiiiiiice
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Well thanks.
Just something ya know.
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