Ooh La La

Ooh la la...
Am done for the day

The doorbell rings
And who do we have here?
Oh! There's 'em girls

One flashes a grin
Another smiles coyly
Both of 'em go
"Chicks or treats?"

Now tell me,
Where on earth
Do I go buyin' treats
In the middle of the night?

Livin' in a forest cabin
Ain't as easy
As one would suppose.

Both 'em girls look hungry
And poorly clad.

So I say,
"Who wouldn't want chicks
On a dark, stormy night?"
And take them in.

I seat 'em by the fireplace
Whip 'em up a delicious supper
And put 'em to bed
Under cozy quilts.

Can't let 'em go
In the middle of the night,
Alone amongst animals
And God knows what creatures
That lurk in the forest.

As I walk up to them,
For a goodnight peck,
They grin at each other
I don't know why.

God bless you girls!
Be gone at dawn
And don't you roam around town
Like the way you did tonight.

I tricked 'em girls
I said "chicks"
An' I gave 'em treats,

Now am off to bed
Ooh la la...