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Flint-Stoned

Fred was cutting rock one day
when Barney rang the bell.
Dino dog was dusted.
Wilma was wasted as well.

Barney brought a bottle by
filled high with cactus juice.
They shared some belly shots.
All three were getting loose.

Wilma rolled a fatty bat

and beckoned bed they'd come.
Fred and Barney followed,
ready for a threesome.

Shameful their adventure though
would have to be postponed
for Wilma had such wicked weed

that all were much too stoned.

 

 

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  • sheltered
    December 2, 2007
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    Somehow, nothing seems funny today. Damn hangover!
    lol. Thanks.


  • jcat gold member
    December 1, 2007

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    This was way to funny!!! Sad thing is I could just this really happening on the show...They all looked shifty and dirty to me..


  • Cherokee
    December 1, 2007
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    you is bad. lol I didn't pee... but I am sitting on my foot now.

    • sheltered
      December 1, 2007
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      It was my favorite cartoon growing up.
      I blame Hanna Barbara for all my bad.


      • Cherokee
        December 1, 2007

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        I loved it too. Didn't care much for Kazoo though. I thought it was realistic until he came along. lol


        • sheltered
          December 1, 2007
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          He was my favorite. I remember I was always wishing he would come back. That's why he did I think. He really cares.


  • Tam
    November 24, 2007
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    P.S. I told you Barney was a freak! LOL!!!


  • Tam
    November 24, 2007

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    ROFLMAO

    LOLOLOLOL
    I knew you would do this...LOLOL!!!
    OMG...you are insane...this is an example of you bringing me to tears...again...
    dino dog dusted...LOL
    fatty bat...LOL
    I love...beckoned bed...you can't even stop being YOUR AMAZING SELF in funny poetry!...that is an awesome line!
    threesome....LOL...wicked weed can put a damper on some parties...indeed!
    ROFLMAO...
    you are absolutely the nuttiest man I have ever met...
    all this from a flintstone vitamin conversation...
    you are a treasure handsome...
    ROFLMAO!
    Love,
    Tammy



    hey...do you think your Mom would find humor in this? LOL!!!!

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