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My Plea

I beseech you, those that fuck
Your pleasure before me, suck
My jealousy knows no bounds
May you be brought before the hounds

I must get laid, and quick
I am one extremely horny chick
I cast a spell of intense sex
Instead I get a “no man” hex

I need that pressure to build inside
To explode and make me feel alive
At this moment I am clearly stuck
All I want is, to fuck, fuck, fuck!

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  • Blood Slurpie
    November 26, 2007
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    wonderful!
    very amusing, I loved it hahah