Adrenaline rush castration is...
a rare pleasure to retaliate
surreptitiously
in clandestine rendezvous
when serendipitously I encounter
the sleazy slimy reptilian...chatroom bully
spewing flaming insult and roaring innuendo
verbally assaulting some unsuspecting
innocent without the skill to parry his attack.
Like a masked crusader
I toss my mild-mannered demeanor
into the closet
and emerge sword-drawn
to defend the hapless lass
as I swoop in to carve my initials
in his balls.
To my great delight
and that of the onlookers
the vainglorious fool fails to initially acknowledge
being intellectually and verbally outclassed
and affords large measure of entertainment
for the rest of the room
as he manages to provide multiple venues of entry
with every click of the key.
Easily trounced by rapier wit
a cheering victory ensues
and the heroine returns silently to her poetry
and ponders the pleasure obtained
in her disguise.
A contest entry
- Whatcha got now? by Southern Darling.
700 points, ended January 1, 2008, 35 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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*bangs head against the keyboard repeatedly* I don't know what I dislike about this poem, but I don't. You've made good use of your vocabulary, given the heroine of the poem noble intentions. The rhythm is good, drawing the reader in. But it just rubs me the wrong way.
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Well, of course it does...
you are much too young to get the subtle innuendos of experienced cynicism, it was just for fun appreciate the comments on the redeeming factors
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ARG!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! What great fun you've penned here. I guess you buckled HIS swash!! LOL I love it! -
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*smile*
thanks. Must have some repressed hostility somewhere and those guys just flare it up LOL
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