When migraine headaches wouldn’t quit
my life was grueling, I'll admit.
My doctor ordered a brain scan
(to rule out tumor), a fair plan.
For a medical test, it wasn’t too bad
the high-tech equipment, totally rad;
the results, “NEGATIVE”, for me, relief -
met by my children with giggling belief:
“They checked our Mom for a brain last week -
ruled her “Negative” after just one peek!”
Author notes
"They did a brain scan on our Mom, and it was NEGATIVE!" I did not hear the end of that one for months!! Every carpool and each neighbor visit...*sigh*
A contest entry
- So Easy Even An Idiot Could Do It by Pollycheck.
425 points, ended November 23, 2007, 9 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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LOL
this is too funny!
very fun poem you have penned beautiful spirit...
congrats on the shiny tin!
Blessings! Tammy
P.S. do you actually have migraines? I have had migraines for years...and have discovered some wonderful info...

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Thank you, Tammy, for reading and commenting. My sister found a little basket of marbles a few years back and promptly handed them to me, saying, "We've finally turned up some of your lost marbles!"
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ha ha this was great
i suffer from this the pain is terrible but i love this poem great humor
but big relief


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Thank you, raggyann, for reading and commenting!
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haha...oh, dear...happy to hear you are well...kids, huh? COngrats on the trophy!


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Thank you, Luna Tique Fringe, for stopping by to read and comment. Kids...I haven't been bored in years!!
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Thank you for your entery into my contest and good luck. It is funny how the English language works. Then you throw in the medical jargon and that makes it even worse.
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Thank you, Pollycheck, for commenting and also for holding the contest. Yes, the oddities of English language and medical jargon, combined with the imagination of children, can give humorous results!
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