Oh Dear Lord!
I sit here with my hands folded
Seeking your postal services
To send this letter with speed post
Signature is required of Mrs. or Mr. Santa Claus
So this year Santa doesn’t miss
My home address with my gifts
Of all the wishes fulfilled
Dear and respected Mr. Santa Claus
As per your requirements listed
I’ve tried being a good girl
Almost all year long
But only with few slip ups
For verifications, please check with Lord
He has kept all my records
And remember you need to look at only for this year
Not that I’ve anything to hide
But they are between the two, dear Lord and me
If you may please let me know the time
You decide to drop by
I shall have the fresh batch of oatmeal cookies
With vanilla flavored Soy Milk
I’m only concerned with your health
For you’ve gone a little on chubby side
And it’s more expensive than regular milk
Now, you know for sure
How much I love and care about you
So, let’s get started with my wishes
I know I’ve 3 wishes to make
First one goes this
Please grant me to fulfill all my wishes
And the other two, I’ll let go for someone
Who is less fortunate than me
That would take care of my selfless part of me
Now, let’s focus on me
Numbered format list is ready
One is please get a perfect prince of my dreams
Though man and perfection never go hand in hand
That’s why I contacted you to perform a miraculous act
You know the usual features
A mix of George Clooney, Will Smith & Jaun Claud Van Dam
With Arjun Rampal and John Abrahim
With a kismet of Bill Gates for the pocket
Second is please get me the portion
That stops the clock at thirty-five
Reverse it I leave that up to your discretion
As I sleep through the night
Let me dream my heart out
So next morning I enjoy their fulfillment
Third is just as important
Please bring that winning lottery ticket
When it’s up to few millions in the prize
In the week of no tax goes out of my pocket
I solemnly promise to share my fortune
With my family & friends
You know I’m not that selfish!
Fourth one is sure you can do
Just a little mansion will do
With few acres of land
With a black and a white horse in my yard
Twenty-one dogs of all breed
Eleven neutered/spayed cats around
With no black one as you know the Indian belief
Can’t let black cat cross our paths
Or else bad omen shall fall upon us
I’m sure something that heavy shall hurt to bleed
Oh no, I’m not done yet
Just few more members on my list
A chip monkey with human abilities
A donkey, a black panther
Even a lion King would suffice
Definitely an elephant as my buddy
Cows & buffaloes are a must
With few chickens flying around
With an African parrot that would talk it all out
Last but not the least
A handsome hunk next to me
Last one is just a reminder
You know you’re just a tad bit old
And so much on your shoulders
I’m only trying to give you a helping hand
You see, I’m such a good girl!
Fifth one is very important
Please read it carefully & sign off the letter
Please dear Santa my last wish goes something like this
I reserve the right to call upon you anytime
To make a wish for you to fulfill every time
I think I’ve covered it all
I believe in short list
So only five are included in my wish list
I’m sure you’ve got lot on your mind
I shall not take too much of your time
Please carry on reading other lists
As long as you keep mine on the top pocket
And you start your journey from my apartment
I know you’ve received the letter
Mrs. Claus had signed the post
I got the verification back in time
I’ve even CCd dear Lord
As a back up plan
Thank you for your cooperation
I shall eagerly be waiting for your response
As I sit by my glass door
Looking for Rudolf driving you
Straight to my address
With this letter signed, sealed & delivered
Author notes
Please read wish list carefully... it's a short one you can see, please don't lose it... & if you do due to unforeseen reasons, please let me know, I shall send you another copy
In a list
A contest entry
- CHRISTMAS LIST CONTEST by Jeremy0826.
900 points, ended November 26, 2007, 19 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
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Darn I like...
I really like this one. It's very long but wicked good. Ok lets say oh...shoot! I just want make sure you'll have room.
ok this one is a must for the book. Lets drop "Crystalize me"
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Hahaha, omg...
What a wonderful poem. Now knowing you this has you all over it. And the George Clooney, Will Smith and Van Damn omg what a riot you are!
And millions in the pocket? Your not asking for much really. hahahaha excellent write. I most enjoyed.
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Come on I'm not asking for much
... lol - thanks fro reading my wish list & appreciate you signing this letter more the merrier so that Mr. Claus can't refuse - I appreciate your support and yahooing applauds.. take care Minoo
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You do pen your feelings well . This is what i did in the beginning. This is such a wonderful piece. Also the first stanza remi9nded me I had to send a card HEHE thanks for reminding me
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hehehe thanks for reading my wish list... more signatures of my supporters, better for me ... this way Mr. Santa Clause won't have a choice but to grant me my wishes lol ... thanks so much for your time and your support. I truly appreciate your heart warming comments and love the yahooing applauds ... take care Cara, Minoo
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SO CUTE!!!!!
Each one could also be my wish The wishes sure could solve some problems for me.
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Thank You
Thanks you for reading my wish lis & please don't forget to put in good word with Mr. Claus & I'll do the same for you for me lol - I know only if these wishes would magically come true - I would share my fortune with my entire family & friends ... I appreciate yahooing applauds... take care Minoo
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Here's to all your wishes coming true... remember "many friends come to those with winning lotter tickets." I like how you manage to recognize the Lord's hand in your life while addressing Mr. and Mrs. Claus. Well done.
Michael
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Thanks Michael
AAwww thank you sooooooo much foryour kind words and wishing me for my wishes to come true - From where I stand I'm already a winner with friends like you around me ... WEll without good Lord, I wouldn't be my daddy's lil girl or more so brat lol ... Thanks for taking time to read this one & appreciate the happy applauds... take care - CIG
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lol Thanks a lot for this cute Christmas list!
I appreciate it and wish you all the best with it
in my contest.
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Thanks
Thanks for giving me a chance to let Santa know of my wishes - I've been very honest lol at least for this year.. I enjoyed writing it... Thanks gain for holding this contest... good luck & enjoy... Again wish you, your family & friends a very happy Thanks Giving... take care Minoo
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