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Gold, Bronze, HM - The Worst Present Of All

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Gold, Bronze - **The Worst Present Of All**
Twas the day of Christmas/and all through the house/an aroma was lurking./just like a mouse./~An overpowering stench/filled our nostrils/Just light stockings/filled with toys./~Someone must have/ate beans yesterday/Cause here right now/they are farting away./~Oh Gawd!, Who the heck/is poopin' there pants/Who in the world/is omitting such a stench?/~I look around to see/if any one is smiling/I look around to see/who may be smirking./~This isn't funny any more/someone needs to go/Needs to go to the lavatory/and take a poop./~Then I was ready to leave/so I grabbed my coat/that my dad was sitting on/Oh My Gawd You freak'n Bloat./~My Dad had farted/on my coat, all night long/leaving me with an extra gift/to take home.
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