My doctor said, I have a cure
for your Glaucoma, that's for sure.
see Kitty Kat at this address
she rolls them fresh, hers are the best!
Three joints a day, and that is all
for pressure in your eyes to fall.
You might encounter side effects
such as excessive giddiness.
Your planned weight loss is bound to slow
while munching cheesy Doritos.
Author notes
Supposedly, MJ can lower the pressure in your eyes.
In a list
A contest entry
- Imagine Inspired #13 by HeavenScent4U.
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Wonderful rhyme and meter! I'm a little dubious about the true virtues of marijuana as a medical aid, but I'm trying to keep an open mind.
The picture in combination with the poem was hilarious. Thanks so much for entering my contest!
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Did you.....
celebrate April 20th? Wonderful write and the picture is just too funny! I enjoyed the rhyme scheme and the rhythm is almost sing song, well done. Keep your pen to the page and thanks for entering! -
first of all i love your background and i have seen it in a contest somewhere but can't remember for the life of me who made it, good thing though
true about the Glaucoma and pot from what they say lol my son is going to be 30 and he was just informed that he has Glaucoma as a matter of fact 
and i told him now he's eligible for a medical marijuana card lol well at least in Cali he would be very cool poem, thanks for entering and good luck. be well and be blessed
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great take on the pic! i never thought it was this. either way, this pic is hilarious! thanks for sharing sis. keep writing! God bless you always
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Well done and lets just hope the cops believe your story
So much for the diet but all good cures have their drawbacks
Best of luck
Linda
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Three times a day? How could I ever remember that often??? Excessive giddiness could be entertaining, and the weight loss has a degree of appeal Is it in drops? Or...never mind! I guess if Kat does the rolling, there are no incriminating fingerprints Fun write!
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I heard that......
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lmao fanx for that joyce i needed the laff ..im so glad im home agen wif me ap family the background is kool xxx cheeky xxxx
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too cute~
I loved this and thanks for the laugh
I really needed that this morning I am so sick with a migraine....need to get off here but had to run something by with someone first...
Loved this cute little poem...it's delightful...
They might get lost in a movie and think it's the best one they have ever watched too
Best of luck in the contest...I hope you get a trophy for your mantel with this one...
I have up a new one kinda...Evaporation have ya read it? if not would love to see ya drop by...
And love the background and side border...I presume you did them love the colors...
Again best of luck...
Love n hugs
Susan~~~
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LOL
this is funny! LOL
well...hmmm...at least stoned maybe the pressure will be less bothersome at least?
well done...great rhyme!
Blessings! Tammy
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I don't feel it, but left untreated can cause blindness. I use drops 3x a day, forget often. This I don't think I'd forget to do, somehow...
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LOL...
no...you probably wouldn't forget "this"!
wow...it doesn't hurt...but the drops stop the process entirely? my goodness...I am so sorry!
has this diminished your eyesight...and, pray tell...if I am being too nosey...please feel free to tell me?
ahhh...you have this arranged into five lines and it looks lovely!!!
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