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**They Used To Be**
Her breast used to be 36c, but now a 44 long He's peter used to fly at full mast, but now it flies at half. Her butt used to be smooth as a babies, but now has craters like the moon. He used to ride all night long, but now the ride is shorter than a rodeo bell. Thank God for inventor's, of great fitting bra's and panties. Thank God for inventor's, of things such as Viagra. © Cara L. Greenlee, All rights reserved http://allpoetry.com/poem/3622574 Nov 19 12:08 AM 2007
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