I am getting old
a little grumpy too
but then so would you
if this happened to you...
It takes twice as long
to look half as good
and I have no teeth
to chew on my food.
My teeth don't sleep with me
in my bed,
when I bite on a steak
they stay there instead.
When I walk as though
I'm holding a dime in my cheeks
it's only because my bowels
are so weak.
When I take of my bra
there's no wrinkles in my face
and below the hem of my skirt
swing my tits instead of lace.
I'll be nice to my family
i'll not moan and groan
I am very aware that
they'll pick my nursing home.
Honorable mention
Adding your comment:
Thanks for making me bust a gut. Much love, and peace to you and yours. 
