You sad and sorry fuck
This competition does really suck
No silver or bronze, what a stunt
You really are a miserable cunt
What a fucking competition to hold
You know I`m going to win the gold
I`ll take time to enter, but should really pass
I`d like to ram this competition up your arse
Valuable time entering is probably a mistake
Have a better time with a fucking tooth ache
Crazy, you must be, stupid fucking nerd
A dumber idea for a competition, I`ve never heard
I should not even enter, I should really refrain
To enter, proves that I am totally insane
Have you got the idea yet?, you dumb bloody schmuck
I really think your idea, does nothing but suck
I hope you don`t mind, I`m straight out and blunt
My opinion of you is, you are a stupid fucking cunt
If any other poets have entered, that`s sad
They must be like me, completely fucking mad
I suppose I`ll say good luck, you`ll definately need it
To come up with this idea, you must be full of shit
The entries will be slow, I guess while you are waiting
You will take yourself in hand and start masturbating
A contest entry
- Survival of the Wittiest by Avatar of Innocence.
500 points, ended February 4, 2008, 18 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
Please tell me what you think
Comments
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At first I wanted to disqualify this poem because it was absolutely stupid...Then I was flattered that I actually inspired such an obscene and fruitless amount of ire in someone that had way too much time on their hands.
No...not at all offended, and not that you care. Taking me and the direction of this flame-poetry out of the angle, the rhyming was trite, though quite amusing...You use the same rhyming pattern (or non-pattern) to try to express an idea that is repetitive and redundant...Good try though...
I promised all qualified entrants a critique, and though I am an asshole-fucking-cunt-schmuck-piece of-shit...I am not a liar...
Ta Dah! You did not win because your poem was mediocre... -
wow. um...okay
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... Umm... wow...
Well this certainly does belong in the contest you've entered it into! I found it quite amusing! 
Good luck!
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Some top class rhymes here. I bet you're Australian, you've got that classy touch which over-exposure to sun and tinnies by the crate induces in the less intelligent.
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