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Ifay Omeray Adhay Eenbay Uledray Ybay Igspay

Ifay Omeray adhay eenbay uledray ybay igspay
awyerslay ouldway eakspay Igpay Atinlay
aqueductsay ouldway avehay eedingfay oughstray
owssay ould avehay ornway atinsay

Easarcay ouldway ebay ay igbay atfay oarbay
anday ehay ouldway eatay ishay illfay
anday ervantsay ouldway ingbray him ineway
asay ehay outedsnay ownday inay ishay illsway

Enatorsay ouldway avehay osenay ingsray
anday ouldway antway allay otay eesay emthay
enwhay eythay entway otay eesay ethay arthogway ightsfay
atthay appenedhay atay ethay Olleseumcay

ethay ariotchay acerray. ay oudpray olday igpay
itay eemssay onay oneway ancay efeatday imhay
utbay insteaday ofay earingway ethat aurelslay ehay onway
ethay ittlelay iggypay ouldway eatay emthay

ethay athbay ouseshay ouldway avehay uddymay itspay
erewhay itizenscay ouldway allowway
anday areshay ethay atestlay ossipgay
anday eshfray omegranitespay allowsway

ohay otay ebay ay omanray iggypay
enwhay Omeray eldhay owerpay anday aysway
otay understanday atwhay eythay eantmay
enwhay eythay aidsay "axpay omanusray"


Author notes

if Rome had been ruled by pigs
lawyers would speak pig latin
aqueducts would have had feeding troughs
sows would have worn satin

Ceasar would be a big fat boar
and he would eat his fill
and servants would bring him wine
as he snouted down in his swill

Senators would have nose rings
and would want all to see them
when they went to see the warthog fights
that happened at the Colleseum

the chariot racer, a proud old pig
it seems no one can defeat him
but instead of wearing the laurels he won
the little piggy would eat them

the bath houses would have muddy pits
where citizens would wallow
and share the latest gossip
and fresh pomegranites swallow

Oh, to be a Roman piggy
when Rome held power and sway
to understand what they meant
when they said "axpay Omanusray"

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  • Myjoy gold member
    November 29, 2007

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    EGO vere utor is lego. EGO sententia is a mirus insight of quis vos sentio in history quod quot vires sentio pariter. Eu , quod gratias ago vos pro vestri venustus ineo in meus opus.

    I don't know pig Latin.


  • stavykm gold member
    November 29, 2007

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    WOW

    Good old Pig Latin. I haven't spoke that in years. What a great write. You did an excellent job and you deserved gold for sure. This was quite fun and yes I am laughing. Thank you for sharing with me, for I needed a laugh today!! Blessings Kelle Marie, stavykm


  • Griswold silver member
    November 24, 2007

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    Isthay isway onderfullyway oneday. Away uresay irefay inalistfay orfay uresay. Ankthay ouyay orfay enteringway. Ottscay andway Orytay


  • Desire gold member
    November 16, 2007
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    OMG!!!



    If You could have seen my face Sweet Friend

    I inhaled the Pig Latin and laughed so hard...
    almost choked on my own laughter

    Loved this!!

    A Roman piggy

    -snorts-...
    Thank You for sharing Your voice also Talent!
    Best wishes to You in the contest busy bee
    Many blessings too
    and much love~ Desire~*~