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What Punks Are They

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Look at these punks

 all grinning and shallow

little wifey dead

and in it they wallow

 

Oh Boating blaser

come lick my arse

loving marriage what a farce

 

Daddy in law

 gave me the inheritance

to marry his Felicity

and remain in penitance

fuck it she's gone thank god for that

20 years on me she shat

 

And look at my mate

all grey and grinning

slap his face , hes always preening

married a tycoon

who owned hotels

including brothels and oil wells

 

 

 

Now they are dead

are we bothered?

we snuffed em out

and won't get collared

 

 

We sit on the bench

we are judges

you can't touch us

though you could hold grudges

 

 

Bollocks

 we have so much to spend

a life of indulgence

till lifes luscious end

 

The Caribbean was favourite

for family hols

we are widowers now

le'ts pull some  dolls

 

 

Cheers

 and' break a leg'

 

 

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  • johnny nobody
    November 13, 2007

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    This is very funny. Not exactly in Barry's style, but still with dry humour. Of course the tragic thing is that the two old farts' wives were probably killed by Jewish pygmies on an adulterous holiday trip with Barry up his own Amazon. Barry's right about the typos though.


    • Pete Greenslade gold member
      November 14, 2007

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      i normally get attacked by tribeswomen when i traverse the amazon... i have scars to prove it,,have you ever heard of barry hodges?


      • johnny nobody
        November 14, 2007
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        He's the mad cunt below |
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        ............................. V


  • Barry Hodges
    November 13, 2007
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    This is fucking hilarious and I really like it a lot for its wit and sarcasm. HOWEVER, it is tragically marred by some FUCKING dreadful grammatical errors. I suggest you put them right and then you might well get a gold cup for lip. If you don't (can't) well, it's removal time, baby.


    • Pete Greenslade gold member
      November 14, 2007
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      don't get lippy with me 'boy'...i've been around the pyramids


      • Barry Hodges
        November 14, 2007

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        3 wrong/missing/superfluous apostrophes. Either correct the fuckers or miss out on silver. Up to you Pete!


  • storiesuntold gold member
    November 13, 2007
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    Your so bad

    I saw this contest but it infuriated me so I was unable to write .


    • Barry Hodges
      November 14, 2007
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      Your purple dress is awful too.


    • Barry Hodges
      November 13, 2007
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      Infuriated? Don't be pathetic. Don't be offended, but why does the guy in your picture wear such a STUPID hat?


    • Pete Greenslade gold member
      November 13, 2007
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      sorry pat, i had to do it for barry,, because he is mad and needs my support xx

      • johnny nobody
        November 13, 2007
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        Yes, Barry is probably as mad a March hare (or a pubic hair more likely), but he is touched with genius, or it may be rabies.

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