That dreadfull girls no good for you can t sew or bake a cake. She s nosey rude and interrupts looks like a boney rake.As thick as two short planks can t even count to one .She never smiles ,always frowns ,she s very rarely fun ,Shes scruffy and she s lazy can t seem to do a thing ,cant even play an instrument let alone sing .Why does she jerk like that? has she got a twitch? why did nt you son pick out someone who was rich?.Whats the matter with her teeth all of them are green ?every time she looks at me she looks real mean.Its not that i am fussy son .so what your girlfriends a mess. its just that i was thinking more of a princess.the sons reply .sorry mum but Mavis is fab she hard working, brainy , never looks drab she helpfull kind shes good to me and best of all she makes alovely cup of tea ,she maybe no good at cooking up a feast but when she gets going shes a real sexy beast amd sometimes mum your a real hatefull moo no girl on earthn is good enough for you
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