Every day in every way people stroll about
But these individuals don't seem to have the clout
Knowledgeable in their studies we all have no doubt
But headed to a dance noone will ever ask them out
You sit and stare at all these kids in Dolce and Cabana
While these few braves still sport clothes purchased by their mama
The in crowd tries so hard to be some teenage drama
Yet a select few's hero has to feed the llama
Others sit and dream about fake i.d.'s and a pub
While these individuals sometimes smell like Vicks Vaporub
You can say their social ticket is nothing but a stub
But I still stand and give my kudos to the Chess Club
