Safe?

You mention a safe and I rub my hands together
I`ll grab my face mask and gloves of soft leather
Straight away some great memories rush back
No safe on this earth am I unable to crack
The best safes in the world have beaten many fools
But when I came along I gladly took all the jewels
No way on earth will he get in there, nobody can
Wait till you see me move around like Spiderman
Most things now, are protected with laser beams
Only adds to the fun, we can work in small teams
Sick of hearing the whingeing, and how its unfair
Take up safe cracking like me, I`m a multi millionaire
If you are not too well off, then there is no need to bitch
I never steal from hard workers, only the filthy rich
A great job I have, but I`ve no time to teach
Too busy relaxing here, on my own private beach