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Fanboy

I've got an Apple Mac:

I'm such a happy chap.
Pretty pretty little toy
to satisfy this girlish boy.

"Fanboy? Me!"

"Never!!" said he.
Don't you see?
It's the technology!

Mac OS X
is better than sex

with those semi-transparent icon sets
and ooohhh-so-tasty stacking decks.

I wish that I could fuck it,
it's such a beauteous thing.
You can keep your shallow "Windoze"
with it's imitation bling.

Mac OS X is better than sex.
Oh yes, oh YES! OH YESSSSSSS!!!!!

 

 

Sorry, I'll clean that up now.

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Before you ask, yes, I have a Mac.

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  • Symphonie
    November 15, 2007
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    Wow. I totally loved how you wrote this piece. I mean, it was so humorous and everything. Good job. Totally loved the lines:

    Mac OS X is better than sex.
    Oh yes, oh YES! OH YESSSSSSS!!!!!

    Made me laugh harder, which was next to impossible after I'd read what came before it.

    You rock!


  • WinnerGenius
    November 12, 2007
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    Hahahahaaaaa!!!!

    What a humorous poem you have her! Wonderful...maybe that's how some tech freaks would be, isn't it? We would never have known but for your poem Good for a read on those rainy days. You have a talent for the humorous streak. Keep writing. The last line had me in splits! Good luck and God bless