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I hate your cooking kill me now

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It started out as an ordinary day
With work and kids and the Pta
Quickly come home and whip up a quick meal
Of Chicken breast and mushroom gravy and mashed potatoes
The kids happily ate and off to friends they went
Hubby comes home
And he said this slop again
After all that I do
You serve me this
I need more then this
It might have been good enough for the kids
But I am a man
I wanted steak and potatoes
The wife says you eat this or die
He said I would rather die
Fine with me as she grabbed the knife
Stabbed him again and again
Then went to do the dishes
The neighbors heard the awful screams
And called the police
They came into a horrific scene
He was laying in his plate
The officers asked what happened here?
The wife drying of her hands
Said he rather die then eat my food
I swear officer he begged me to

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  • SweetNessaLynn
    November 10, 2007
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    This really made made me laugh. Good job and Good Luck in the contest.


  • JeannieD Hunter gold member
    November 10, 2007

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    Heehee..be careful what you ask for, you just might get it. Very funny. Good luck in the contest.

    Jeannie


  • TwiztidMaggot
    November 10, 2007

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    ..... I really honestly don't know what to say about this one... lol. good work. keep it up! good luck in the contest!

    Crimson


  • ButterflyforChrist
    November 10, 2007

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    That is soo funny. Good job!


  • quack silver member
    November 10, 2007
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    lol its funny i love you daddybro


  • Lady Australis silver member
    November 9, 2007
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    lol brother very cute
    i love you


  • Spiritual Poet gold member
    November 9, 2007
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    very funny

    Quite cute and good luck in the contest. It made me smile.


  • Angelic Princess21
    November 9, 2007

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    love it! did a very good job
    Love ya!
    Angel


  • He Is My Lighthouse
    November 9, 2007
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    OH my star's thats to funny... man I'm glad they like what I cook around here..


  • Melodies
    November 9, 2007
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    LAUGHING AND LAUGHING...

    Oh, it must be a sin to laugh this much and this hard, all at once! OOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo!!!
    Whew! Catch my breath! Just now reading the last few lines again and laughing AGAIN!!! Oh, jeez, you are so funny, I do love this poem.

  • ms. kitty kat
    November 9, 2007

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    I like this poem, definetely was different. puts a new twist on things, huh? LOL good luck in the contest. you did a great job writing this.

    Kat


  • wildfiredreamer
    November 9, 2007

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    sounded like a good meal to me. I'm glad that they like what I fix at least most of the time. good job. love ya

  • Starz of Heaven gold member
    November 9, 2007
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    hehe


  • Arizona Sunset
    November 9, 2007

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    lol teach him to beg to die!!!! lol very funny, delighted in this, thank you for sharing best to you in the contest ~blessings always~

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