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Our Moose Wiz beer
the best and first
Brewed to satisfy
a Canadian thirst
Just hold a bottle
under the source
Then let it sit
in the fridge, (of course)
To track down a moose
might take you awhile
Then crawl underneath
for maybe a mile
A wee "coochie coo"
will get him to go
Then blow on his leg
...increasing the flow
Don't get'em edgey
on a full bladder
For when he lets loose
ur-ine for a splatter
Slowly and steady
if you want a head
Don't hold it slanty
straight upwards instead
A bull moose's bladder
is almost a case
Coax out the dribbles
then give him his space
Once it's all done
your bottles are filled
You may drink it as is
or wait til it's chilled
So now that you know
our Candian way
Give Moose Wiz a try
You'll be liking it...Eh
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Credits: Thank you to voyager01 for the original beautiful photo
http://voyager01.deviantart.com/
and to majix for his help in changing this photo to suit my poem
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Adding your comment:
Lucky you , Alaska ..geographically that should have been ours...EH 
I always knew you were a smart lady! So many choices but the brewers retail is the way to go.
I will look at my Canadian friends in a different light after reading this. You give a whole new meaning to "getting on the piss" with your mates.
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