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Farting All The Way

Rushing through the house
Bent over to get my boots
I was as quiet as a mouse
But then I let a toot

My Mother was in the room
She turned her head to say
If you're going to bend and boom
Then do it in the one horse open sleigh

Fart, fart, fart,
Fart, fart, fart,
Farting all the way
Oh what fun it is to fart
In this one horse open sleigh

I'm glad the air is brisk
It blows the smell away
My Mom can't say tsk, tsk
Cause I'm alone in this sleigh

Soon my sleigh ride will be done
Inside the house I go
I'll have to fart and run
'Cause, I'll catch heck you know

Chorus

Author notes

This is strictly written for a contest. I really don't want to put my name to it. Option #6 Fart song, written to Jingle Bells.

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  • Griswold silver member
    November 8, 2007

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    ROFLMAO, VERY GOOD...lol..Excellently written, this flows very nicely from start to finish. This is wonderfully done indeed. Best of luck...Scott


  • bananasfoster42
    November 7, 2007

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    LOL!!! thanks so much for writing this for my contest. at first i didn't realize it was a parody, but once i got to the chorus i was like OH!! i loved it! thanks for entering!

  • Mercury Rising
    November 7, 2007

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    What a hilarious parody of Jingle Bells you have composed here. Best of luck in the contest, and thanks for the much needed laughs.

    D.M.


  • ennovy silver member
    November 7, 2007
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    Happiness In Tune

    This all in fun and you made me laugh this morning, I just had to sing this tune. So I went to my piano and played Jingle Bells..and sang away. My daughter thought I had gone mad. Until she listened to the words closely. They I had her singing as well...I think this will be a hit here over the hoildays...We love you, Katie..............Novy


    • Katie Lazette
      November 7, 2007
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      Thank you novy, you are sweet to be so kind. I am glad you enjoyed my poem and your daughter also. If my Mother were still living, I think she would disown me. I'm not even telling my son I wrote this for a contest.


  • Jeremy0826 silver member
    November 6, 2007

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    LOL! This is such a cute write!
    Best of luck to you in this contest
    my friend and thanks a lot for
    sharing it here. Keep up the
    wonderful work!




    Jeremy0826


    • Katie Lazette
      November 6, 2007
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      Thanks Jeremy for being kind. I am a little embarrassed to post this, but thought I'd give it a try.

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