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How To Be a Famous Poet

It was just about a year ago when I felt the desire
Burn within as strongly as a desert prairie fire
To take my pen in hand and put my nimble wit for hire
And make a living as a famous poet.

Although I knew the road ahead would be extremely hard,
I had no doubt success would be my ultimate reward
And asked for wisdom from the nation's oldest living bard,
I asked, "How can I become a famous poet?"

"When you've sat alone with pen in hand", The old man answered me,
"And each passing moment feels like a small eternity
While that piece of paper glares at you, as blank as it can be,
You are on the road to be a famous poet."

"When your pencil pushes down so hard the tip begins to break
And you feel the sweat cascading from a throbbing head that aches
And erasers disappear from dumb, grammatical mistakes,
You are on the way to be a famous poet."

"When the blood from out your arm makes its way down through your pen
And mingles with the ink to form the thought you want to send,
And the you crinkle up the paper and begin to start again
You are getting close to be a famous poet."

"With food and drink forgotten you will sit with brittle lips,
As critics laugh and torture you with cute, one-liner quips,
And your walls will be re-papered by those damn rejection slips.
It's the price to pay to be a famous poet."

"And then one day the world will be a grand and glorious place,
And the sky will be aglow with radiance pouring off your face
And the sweat and tears will disappear and vanish without trace
For the time has come to be a famous poet."

"You will look down at that paper and you'll know that you've created
A masterpiece of workmanship! You'll feel so darned elated
You'll forgive the world the sin of making you feel underrated
For they're bound to recognize a famous poet."

"At the first rejection slip you'll smile and think, 'That silly fool!
At the fourth you'll wonder if the critics ever finished school.
At the tenth you'll throw your pens away and swear a world so cruel
Does not deserve to have you for a poet."

"And when you're six feet under those same critics will proclaim
That your poetry was masterful, deserving of the fame
And the accolades forthcoming will make yours a household name -
You've made it, son. You're now a famous poet!"

Well, as I said, that happened just about a year ago.
His words were quite foreboding; they did not deter me,though .
I knew a man who knew a man on the Oprah Winfrey show
And here I stand - a famous living poet!!!


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Written October 17th, 2003

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  • Deviantpoetess
    October 20, 2003
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    excellent

    I seen the title and had to check this out..Amazing, you put all of our thoughts as poets in a few stanzas..and our elder famous some kicked around then nolonger here and they are unforgotten..this is simply a wonderful peice of truth..Great write

  • Lute
    October 20, 2003
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    Alas, Famous and living go not together well,
    and in past, like kicked the bucket past the well,
    in constenation, well, minor fits the bill,
    like a footnote, to the footnote,
    bout the history of the digging,
    and how it all went well.

  • NightsAngel
    October 20, 2003
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    Perfect!

  • cherche -d -ame gold member
    October 20, 2003
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    Such truthful words and yet they made me smile. Not with anticipation at one day being a famous poet(ess ) But it was the way you penned this....with always that glimmer of hope right by your side . And then I thought of Gran'mom Moses ....way into her late 80's or 90's she tried her hand at painting , and I am sure many people called her a silly ,senile little ole lady . And now "POSTHUMOUSLY " <-----sp ? she is famous
    Keep writing Balladeer
    It is YOUR way of spreading cheer
    Reenie*rose*
    Edited on Oct 20, 8:58 because 'I need a new keyboard , this one keeps making typos '.

  • 1stpoet
    October 20, 2003
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    Oprah huh...I have thought that route also since I have a small book done now. Entered something one time that was backed by another talk show host, never heard a thing then either. Maybe we do have to go through all of the steps you mentioned. Nicely written piece.
    WSD

  • October 20, 2003
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    hm.

    i must say, i'll think about this.
  • Ironfeather
    October 19, 2003
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    "And when you're six feet under those same critics will proclaim
    That your poetry was masterful, deserving of the fame
    And the accolades forthcoming will make yours a household name -
    You've made it, son. You're now a famous poet!"

    Well... I think, for now, I would settle for just being a good poet! You inspire the rest of us to keep trying, Balladeer, knowing that maybe we can do it too!

    Another great ballad!

  • blkwidowsd
    October 18, 2003
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    gr8

    Wow another great write straight from the Balladeer's heart
    Great write
    Well done
    ~Tracey~

  • ArtFullyMe gold member
    October 17, 2003
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    The dead poets,...lauded for their brilliance...praised in the grave. If I am so remembered when my time has gone from me, that will be more than I can ask, and quite enough for me.. I'll keep that old pen penning... until the ink goes dry, and maybe they'll remember, and praise me when I die....

    Good write... don't we wish it was just a bit different... seems rhyme doesn't get around as much anymore.....

    ~~whims

  • maryannde gold member
    October 17, 2003
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    Ah my friend...therein lies the semantics of the word famous. When a friend at work says she enjoys my writes...And I modestly defer. And again she says I write so well...For that moment.. I do feel special...famous if you will.

    but I also know this, I am most fortunate to have "met" a man who goes by name of Balladeer. And Oprah or not... in my mind...he is not only famous... but a very dear friend.

    A wonderful look at what it takes... to be famous. Poets and painters alike...suffer from the same malady. Amazing what a burial can do. LOL For myself... I make a toast... to a long life.. and being queen of the unknowns.

  • FlawedDestiny
    October 17, 2003
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    Wow! I think I'm on my way!!!!!!! YAYAY lmao I love this. I think this is one of the best I've read for a while. Great piece Balladeer! Bye Bye!

    ~Destiny~
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